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Whats the J stand for?

Postby NotAbout » 19 Mar 2009 08:54

In all the years since I first heard of Kevin J. Anderson I've never bothered to find out.

So what does the J in KJA actually stand for?

Comedic answers welcome (expected 8) )

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Postby chanilover » 19 Mar 2009 08:58

Jizz-swallower.
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Postby Freakzilla » 19 Mar 2009 08:59

Jerk-off?
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Postby chanilover » 19 Mar 2009 09:08

Freakzilla wrote:Jerk-off?


(Alone?)
(Whilst thinking of a woman?)
(Whilst thinking of a man?)
(Whilst thinking of Frank Herbert's decomposing and morally outraged corpse?)
(While the HLP stand around with their mouths open each hoping to be the one to catch his jizz in their mouths?)
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Postby NotAbout » 19 Mar 2009 09:17

(Alone?)
(Whilst thinking of a woman?)
(Whilst thinking of a man?)
(Whilst thinking of Frank Herbert's decomposing and morally outraged corpse?)
(While the HLP stand around with their mouths open each hoping to be the one to catch his jizz in their mouths?)

If yes, you are BH or KJA.

The only one I could think of was Jackass, but I didn't feel content with that.

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Postby SandChigger » 19 Mar 2009 11:18

It actually (honestly!) stands for J(esus Christ Superstar). ;)

James. Or Jimbo, when he's back home on the farm in Wisconsin. 'Boveca (AKA "Slippery When Squeaky") calls him "J-Man" when he's groping her in the bathroom. Jambo is what the Bantu peoples call him. (His Seven Suns heptalogy has just recently been translated into Zulu and Xhosa.)

:)

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Postby GamePlayer » 19 Mar 2009 11:19

Jeb
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Postby SandChigger » 19 Mar 2009 11:32

As in Come listen to a story 'bout a man named? :P

By the way, forgot to mention that I think there's a thread about this around here someplace.... ;)

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Postby Freakzilla » 19 Mar 2009 11:37

SandChigger wrote:James


NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo....!!! :cry:
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Postby TheDukester » 19 Mar 2009 12:10

"Jesus Christ, Mike Resnick wants to give me a Nebula!"
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Postby Hunchback Jack » 19 Mar 2009 12:32

Jelly-spine.

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Postby Drunken Idaho » 19 Mar 2009 12:42

His full name is actually Kevin James "Freakzilla" Kendrick Anderson III...
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Postby Tleszer » 19 Mar 2009 15:00

Drunken Idaho wrote:His full name is actually Kevin James "Freakzilla" Kendrick Anderson III...


:lol:
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Postby Freakzilla » 19 Mar 2009 17:25

:x
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Postby SandChigger » 19 Mar 2009 18:46

:lol:

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Postby Tleszer » 19 Mar 2009 18:50

SandChigger wrote::lol:


And I raise you another " :lol: ."
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Postby SandChigger » 19 Mar 2009 19:44

Oh yeah? :twisted:

Well I'll SEE YOU and raise you two:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


(Watch out for that bouncy guy ... he's got a shitload of the things! :shock: )

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Postby Ampoliros » 20 Mar 2009 00:20

Smiley Wars? do we honestly need to give KJFKA any more bad ideas for books?

wait


KJFKA?!?!??!??!?


KENNEDY KILLED DUNE!?!?!!?! Does this mean Oswald was an OH or a rabid Talifan? Was Jack Ruby fed up with Oswald's Demotivator Jihad?


How does Mike "Sirhan Sirhan" Resnick fit into this?

FIND OUT IN CHAPPAQUIDDICK OF DUNE! COMING YO WAY SUMMA 2019!



Or does it just mean that Freakzilla banged Marylin...
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Postby SandChigger » 20 Mar 2009 02:45

OH. MY. GOD. It's so obvious. :shock:

J is for Jessica.

:P


Sorry, that was just silly. Yes on Freak banging Marylin. But he maintains she still had a pulse at the time....

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Postby Redstar » 20 Mar 2009 02:53

J is for Jacurutu. Make of it what you want.

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Postby Mr. Teg » 20 Mar 2009 04:55

jabberwocky
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Combine Herbert Ober Anderson Mercantile, Narf!
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Postby Nekhrun » 20 Mar 2009 08:05

Jack-ass

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Postby Freakzilla » 20 Mar 2009 10:49

Baraka Bryan wrote:
Drunken Idaho wrote:His full name is actually Kevin James "Freakzilla" Kendrick Anderson III...



:lol: awesome


I'm IV BTW, you're talking about my dad. Before anyone asks, yes, my son is JLK V.
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Re: Whats the J stand for?

Postby cmsahe » 23 Mar 2009 21:07

NotAbout wrote:In all the years since I first heard of Kevin J. Anderson I've never bothered to find out.

So what does the J in KJA actually stand for?

Comedic answers welcome (expected 8) )
Kevin Jay Anderson ;)
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Postby Tleszer » 24 Mar 2009 06:45

Kevin "Jizzmonkey" Anderson?
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