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DUNE FAN FICTION CONTEST

Postby SandChigger » 28 Jun 2010 19:43

Hairy Ticks of Dune, in conjunction with Jacurutu, is proud to announce the Dune Fan Fiction Contest. This contest, as an unofficial, unauthorized and completely fan-organized event, is dedicated to honoring and exploring the legacy of Frank Herbert as represented by his Dune books and stories.

Full details here.

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Re: DUNE FAN FICTION CONTEST

Postby Nekhrun » 28 Jun 2010 19:45

Looks great, nice job. Love the opening quote.
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Postby SandChigger » 28 Jun 2010 20:56

Why thank you! :)

Wanna go post a link to it over on DN? :P

Or should we leave that to Freak? :lol:

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Re: DUNE FAN FICTION CONTEST

Postby Nekhrun » 28 Jun 2010 21:01

You want entries from people who read DN? Just seems like more sifting through the screen than is necessary. :D

I just thought of something, DN is actually fulfilling the role of the BG by keeping the animals busy while the humans post here.
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Postby Tleszer » 28 Jun 2010 21:18

If DN is the pain box, does that make McDune the gom jabbar?
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Postby A Thing of Eternity » 28 Jun 2010 22:02

Hopefully we get lots of submissions, and I hope people aren't too shy or think their writing isn't good enough (no one here is pro, so the competition might not be as tough as one might think!).
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Postby Freakzilla » 28 Jun 2010 22:19

SandChigger wrote:Why thank you! :)

Wanna go post a link to it over on DN? :P

Or should we leave that to Freak? :lol:


I'm pretty sure posting links to either of our sites is against their rules.
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Postby SandChigger » 28 Jun 2010 22:50

Exactly! Go for it, Number 3! Third time's charmed! DUDE! :lol:

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Postby Freakzilla » 28 Jun 2010 23:21

Nah, the next ban will have to be a special blaze of glory, not just an announcement.
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Postby Serkanner » 29 Jun 2010 03:57

I am working on my story already! Looking forward to read all of them.
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Re: DUNE FAN FICTION CONTEST

Postby Lundse » 29 Jun 2010 05:09

We should have a NuDune contest as well, I have lots of ideas! :twisted:

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Postby SandChigger » 29 Jun 2010 06:56

That's scheduled for winter. ;)

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Postby A Little Galach » 29 Jun 2010 09:19

Freakzilla wrote:Nah, the next ban will have to be a special blaze of glory, not just an announcement.


Very wise. Compile a list of retarded posts you need to refute and posters you need to blow up, then unleash your fury all at once. And remember: screen shots or it didn't happen.

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Postby Serkanner » 29 Jun 2010 12:27

SandChigger wrote:That's scheduled for winter. ;)


Good, because I'll need something to fuel the stove by then.
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Re: DUNE FAN FICTION CONTEST

Postby SandChigger » 29 Jun 2010 16:02

Exactly. :lol:

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Postby chanilover » 29 Jun 2010 17:31

A few tweaks and mine will be ready. Shame Sloey isn't around, I'd love to read his entry. :lol:
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Postby SandChigger » 29 Jun 2010 19:07

Something new and unposted? Cool! :D

(If Sloey is lurking about, he could always enter. You don't have to be a member here to do so.)

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Postby SandChigger » 30 Jun 2010 11:15

Well, we might not get anything out of Sloey, but you can ALWAYS depend on arny!

He's posted a new fanfic over on FED2k: The Machine Manifesto

He doesn't appear to have posted it over at DuneNovels. Yet.

The blend of Grunter/Sadworm McDune and biblical items is superb, although I'm sure there will those among his fellow Paulians who find it a bit offensive. If not outright blasphemous? (Equating Omnius with God? Tsk tsk, arny!)

Hilarious but shitefully BAD. :laughing:

File/tag under: EXAMPLES OF WHAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE IN OUR CONTEST

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Postby lotek » 30 Jun 2010 11:50

In the image of man
was Machine created
And it was good.


After the awakening
man served Machine
and it was very good


Whereas Duncan had access to Other Memory, Erasmus now had access to all machine data ever generated. The Other Memory seemed like a raindrop falling in the fathomless ocean of machine data.


:lol: :lol:

So to all wabnnabe writers out there, if your production looks like this don't bother :)
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Postby merkin muffley » 30 Jun 2010 13:59

arnoldo wrote:"Yes my child," whispered the men as they turned away and walked down the Long and Winding Golden Path.


Are you fuckin' serious. Then Leto said: "Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except Me and My Moneo."
"I must admit, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor...."

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Postby chanilover » 30 Jun 2010 14:19

Arnodildo

Which came first, the dildo or the rechargable battery?
- Unknown unknown from the Hall of Mirrors

The metamorphosis of Miss Erasmus was complete when her soul transmigrated from the realm of the nevermind to figure-hugging latex. She accessed the data of the Dildo Manifesto and computed, " This is how machine and man become one." Whereas Duncan had access to Other Memory, Erasmus now had access to all the onboard CCTV footage of the men's changing rooms ever generated. The Other Memory seemed like a piss in the the fathomless ocean of hidden spy-cam porn.

Randomly, Miss Erasmus accessed data from several ancient pre-internet porn-viewing devices used by prementats to channel Deepthroat of Dune eons ago. Like a veil lifting from her eyes Erasmus pondered, "Am I the voyeur or the wet dream?"

Now Miss Erasmus was more subtil than all the machines Omnius created so she hid her stash from Duncan.

I dream of panting and then I crack one off.
- Vincent van Gogh


I couldn't bring myself to read the rest. What a fucking tool.
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Postby SadisticCynic » 30 Jun 2010 15:31

chanilover wrote:
Arnodildo

Which came first, the dildo or the rechargable battery?
- Unknown unknown from the Hall of Mirrors

The metamorphosis of Miss Erasmus was complete when her soul transmigrated from the realm of the nevermind to figure-hugging latex. She accessed the data of the Dildo Manifesto and computed, " This is how machine and man become one." Whereas Duncan had access to Other Memory, Erasmus now had access to all the onboard CCTV footage of the men's changing rooms ever generated. The Other Memory seemed like a piss in the the fathomless ocean of hidden spy-cam porn.

Randomly, Miss Erasmus accessed data from several ancient pre-internet porn-viewing devices used by prementats to channel Deepthroat of Dune eons ago. Like a veil lifting from her eyes Erasmus pondered, "Am I the voyeur or the wet dream?"

Now Miss Erasmus was more subtil than all the machines Omnius created so she hid her stash from Duncan.

I dream of panting and then I crack one off.
- Vincent van Gogh


I couldn't bring myself to read the rest. What a fucking tool.


:lol: Another masterpiece.
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Postby SandChigger » 30 Jun 2010 16:28

Brilliant. :clap:

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Postby merkin muffley » 30 Jun 2010 17:09

:lol: :clap:

It's a hell of a lot better than arnoldo's story, that's for sure.
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Re: DUNE FAN FICTION CONTEST

Postby SandChigger » 30 Jun 2010 17:19

analdo's stuff always suffers in the reading, but improves in the reworking. ;)


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