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Litany Against Brian

Postby Naib » 19 Sep 2018 20:41

"I must ignore Brian.
Brian is the talent-killer.
Brian is the massive-hack that brings total obliteration.
I will face Brian.
I will permit Brian to spew nonsense over me and around me.
And when Brian has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see Brian's path.
Where Brian has gone there will be nothing. Only Frank will remain."

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Re: Litany Against Brian

Postby pcqypcqy » 25 Sep 2018 21:32


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Re: Litany Against Brian

Postby Freakzilla » 27 Sep 2018 10:27

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Re: Litany Against Brian

Postby distrans » 13 Jan 2019 20:45

im so fucking go to buy all his books on the shelf
and burn em in a trash can

wonder If this could be a pay per view event...

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Re: Litany Against Brian

Postby distrans » 13 Jan 2019 21:15

words are valuable
every morning I wake up to no news of someone shoving a stick in brians ass
night before last
some alley here or there

why isnt this happening?!?!?


well it turns out
hes a good radar
finding complacient victims

thats the predator deal
victims nobody is going to complain about

he fould you

and this little dice on the said this address represent ISNT an excuse

its just you sucking dick...
and him making a dollar knowing your going to


brain should be embarrassed to get his shoes shined anywhere

you telling me we dont have the abbility to lean on him suffering some discomfort?!!!!!!!!!!

i think we can
i think we should

and i think it would accomplish more than just vitriol

these are things i think

and im interested in your thought

but know this

years ago

i told that piece of shit whos running the cammandos
we got on the dime

that if i ever see him in the flesh
im going to dive into him with a knife

goal being i get several bits out his hearts
before his consciousness of the situation
fades into unconsciousness


i got reason to eat your flesh im your presense


better bring with me it your going to fuck withe the full kit

good luck motherfucker...