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Dune Haiku

Postby Spicelon » 16 May 2008 12:30

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So some say, others do not
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Postby Omphalos » 16 May 2008 13:39

New Dune movie coming soon.
Probably won't be like book.
Fifteen bucks too much.

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Postby Serkanner » 16 May 2008 16:27

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Postby orald » 16 May 2008 16:57

*Gonna fuck this up with my poor knowledge of syllables in English...or in Hebrew for that matter :P *

Brian must die now
It is the season to kill
Dumbshit hack writer.

Edit: It's 5/7/5, right? That's what Wiki' says.
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Postby SandChigger » 16 May 2008 19:53

(That wasn't so hard, was it? :) )

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The milking's what we do!
Pull them damned teats off!
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Postby Mr. Teg » 16 May 2008 22:20

The HLP

Correct name
Correct heart
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Postby SandChigger » 16 May 2008 22:51

:shock:

Must be one of um them there minimalist haikus I've heard tell of?

:lol:
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Postby orald » 17 May 2008 02:49

Or he's trying for the original Japanese "on" defenitions, but it doesn't add up either unless you change the numbers required in each part. :?

I fell half asleep reading that shit on Wiki'.
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Postby Spicelon » 18 May 2008 21:32

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Postby Dr. Why » 23 May 2008 19:49

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Water spilling
Gold path awaits

Paul is here
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Postby orald » 23 May 2008 20:04

Doctor Why is here
Come to kill bastard Kevin
Oh joy oh joy oh...

I think I'm getting better at it. :P
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Postby SandChigger » 23 May 2008 22:19

Yes, you are. That last line was almost worthy of Bassho! ;)

(He supposedly once wrote a haiku on the famed islands of Matsushima that goes

Matsushima ya
Aa Matsushima ya
Matsushima ya


"It's Matsushima!
Ah...it's Matsushima!
It's Matsushima!"

Maybe, actually, you're doing better? :D )
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Postby Pardot Kynes » 24 May 2008 00:09

Or your all fuckin weird. One or the other.
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Postby SandChigger » 24 May 2008 00:55

:shock:

Pardot Kynes comments.
Maybe tired or grumpy, but
Perspicaciously.


:D
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Postby orald » 24 May 2008 06:11

Jealousy is eating you from inside, Chig. 8)
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Postby SandChigger » 24 May 2008 12:00

Posts from desert lands
Often leave me wondering
What you're on about.
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Postby chanilover » 24 May 2008 14:06

Underwear too tight
Comb-Over wriggles in pain
Wearing wife's panties.


(is it 5/7/5?)

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Postby SandChigger » 24 May 2008 17:43

Yep. Nice one. :)

We must pay more attention to Kevin in these...he'll feel left out otherwise. ;)
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Postby Spicelon » 24 May 2008 19:16

Every board needs a haiku thread. :D
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Postby orald » 24 May 2008 19:33

Frankly I have no idea what the big attraction of haiku is, I find the form dull and listless.
And the really good poetry has to rhyme IMO, call me old fashioned.

Now if GRRM had given a more complete version of it, I might've written The Slig and The Combover Pig here.
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Postby SandChigger » 24 May 2008 20:36

Old-fashioned or...of simpler tastes? :wink:
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Postby orald » 24 May 2008 20:40

Yea, simpler tastes. No go eat your poached salmon in whatever-Frenchie-sauce with the rest of the aristocrats, I'll have my stake an' taters, TYVM. 8)
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Postby Omphalos » 24 May 2008 20:41

And unpretentious.

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Postby SandChigger » 24 May 2008 21:07

orald wrote:Yea, simpler tastes. No go eat your poached salmon in whatever-Frenchie-sauce with the rest of the aristocrats, I'll have my stake an' taters, TYVM. 8)

Huh? You seem to forget where I am.

Actually, Bint was in a domestic mood this morning and made a Japanese-style breakfast: fried salmon (good call!) and a poached egg, miso shiru and rice with some pickles and a bit of salad on the side. YUM! :P

(The only French I eat is lunch at the little place near work. I think Teg will verify that they are anything but pretentious. ;) )
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Postby Phaedrus » 24 May 2008 23:56

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