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Postby Mr. Teg » 25 May 2008 00:15

chanilover wrote:Underwear too tight
Comb-Over wriggles in pain
Wearing wife's panties.


(is it 5/7/5?)


Judging by the picture at the book signing her panties are too big for him :wink:
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Postby chanilover » 25 May 2008 03:20

Mr. Teg wrote:
chanilover wrote:Underwear too tight
Comb-Over wriggles in pain
Wearing wife's panties.


(is it 5/7/5?)


Judging by the picture at the book signing her panties are too big for him :wink:


Yeah, I noticed that. Meh, I've seen bigger bulges on fleas. His wife's camel-toe is bigger than the Comb-Over's bulge. Not that I'm a size queen (unlike Orald), but I like to be confronted by something bigger than a baby's finger.

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Postby chanilover » 25 May 2008 03:22

She once ruled the board
Is now reduced to trolling
What a sad spinster.

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Postby inhuien » 25 May 2008 09:31

This thread is funny
it had me laughing a lot
ha ha ha ha....dune
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Postby Tyrant » 25 May 2008 09:57

chanilover wrote:She once ruled the board
Is now reduced to trolling
What a sad spinster.


hypothetically?...lol
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Postby Mr. Teg » 25 May 2008 10:44

Phaedrus wrote:Pussy pussy pussy.
Mr. Teg always so mean.


I believe this merrits a response

Pussy Pussy Pussy
Sue Sue Sue
Not very keen...
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Postby Pardot Kynes » 25 May 2008 11:14

Brain is being squished! Nooooo!
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Postby SandChigger » 25 May 2008 14:27

^^^ Still not quite getting the hang of it. :P
I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

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Postby Pardot Kynes » 25 May 2008 14:34

Was talking about his avatar :P
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Postby SandChigger » 25 May 2008 14:51

Doesn't matter! :P
I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA

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Postby Phaedrus » 25 May 2008 15:31

Should not all replies
be posted in haiku form?
That seems most correct.
You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.

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Postby Mr. Teg » 25 May 2008 17:53

Phaedrus wrote:Should not all replies
be posted in haiku form?
That seems most correct.


There has been a movement towards a more free form of English haiku that follows a short-long-short pattern without the rigid structure.

"As to the form, some American poets advocate writing in 3-5-3 syllables or 2-3-2 accented beats.".


Pussy Pussy Pussy
Not very keen
Sue Sue Sue
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Postby SandChigger » 25 May 2008 18:33

Some Americans
Think to better the haiku?
Sad beyond belief
:roll:
I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA

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Postby Mr. Teg » 26 May 2008 02:18

SandChigger wrote:Some Americans
Think to better the haiku?
Sad beyond belief
:roll:


A Canadian
Thought to better the forum
Fucked up crazy bitch
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Postby SandChigger » 26 May 2008 03:45

Stormy naval wind
Clears the air and restores wa
Annoying smell gone
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I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA


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