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Re: posts that I think should be deleted at DN

Postby D Pope » 30 Nov 2010 15:31

Serkanner wrote:EDIT: Actually, it was me and apparently the post was a bannable offence. The Puppet has been killed.

First, WELL DONE!
Second, Byron, aren't you at least a little worried that the minority you keep complaining about represents the majority of your members? If you keep lowering the blaze bar, you'll soon be all alone.
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Anyone care to speculate about the ratio of banned to active to disintersted members?
My guess puts it at 100/1/8
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Re: posts that I think should be deleted at DN

Postby A Thing of Eternity » 30 Nov 2010 16:11

D Pope wrote:Anyone care to speculate about the ratio of banned to active to disintersted members?
My guess puts it at 100/1/8


Well, if going by number of members in each catagory you'd want something more like 15/1/100!

But, if going by post count from members of each group, then your ratio is probably about right. :lol:
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Postby TheDukester » 30 Nov 2010 16:25

D Pope wrote:Anyone care to speculate about the ratio of banned to active to disintersted members?

Honest guess: 10/1/30
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Re: posts that I think should be deleted at DN

Postby merkin muffley » 16 Dec 2010 08:27

He misspelled "Dartos Tunic," which is the contractile tissue under the skin of the scrotum that makes your balls wrinkle...


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Re: posts that I think should be deleted at DN

Postby Freakzilla » 16 Dec 2010 08:30

I always wondered what did that. :think:
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Re: posts that I think should be deleted at DN

Postby Serkanner » 16 Dec 2010 12:47

merkin muffley wrote: the contractile tissue under the skin of the scrotum that makes your balls wrinkle...


I hate it when that happens. Sometimes when it is very cold it makes the testicles retreat into your body and that IS very painful. :mad:
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Re: posts that I think should be deleted at DN

Postby Nekhrun » 16 Dec 2010 22:43

merkin muffley wrote:He misspelled "Dartos Tunic," which is the contractile tissue under the skin of the scrotum that makes your balls wrinkle...

All this time there was a term for the effect DN has on me. Thanks.
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Postby SandChigger » 17 Dec 2010 00:29

Serkanner wrote:I hate it when that happens. Sometimes when it is very cold it makes the testicles retreat into your body and that IS very painful. :mad:

I was going to post earlier and say that maybe you might want to have that looked at... er, I mean, checked by a doctor. :?

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Postby Freakzilla » 17 Dec 2010 04:32

SandChigger wrote:
Serkanner wrote:I hate it when that happens. Sometimes when it is very cold it makes the testicles retreat into your body and that IS very painful. :mad:

I was going to post earlier and say that maybe you might want to have that looked at... er, I mean, checked by a doctor. :?


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Re: posts that I think should be deleted at DN

Postby Serkanner » 17 Dec 2010 05:06

Freakzilla wrote:
SandChigger wrote:
Serkanner wrote:I hate it when that happens. Sometimes when it is very cold it makes the testicles retreat into your body and that IS very painful. :mad:

I was going to post earlier and say that maybe you might want to have that looked at... er, I mean, checked by a doctor. :?


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You want pix of my balls? Wow, that's a first. :lol: ... I'll ask Ghanima to make the pix, I can't bend forwards that far.

EDIT: where I say retreat I mean of course retract.
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Re: posts that I think should be deleted at DN

Postby SandRider » 17 Dec 2010 08:10

Serkanner wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:
SandChigger wrote:
Serkanner wrote:I hate it when that happens. Sometimes when it is very cold it makes the testicles retreat into your body and that IS very painful. :mad:

I was going to post earlier and say that maybe you might want to have that looked at... er, I mean, checked by a doctor. :?


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You want pix of my balls? Wow, that's a first. :lol: ... I'll ask Ghanima to make the pix, I can't bend forwards that far.

EDIT: where I say retreat I mean of course retract.


freak, I'll send you one of my nutsack as soon as I can get a fisheye lens ....

that's right, people .... I gots some huge balls .... big'uns .... gotta carry'em around in a wheelbarrow ... if I forget to stuff 'em into my boots, I'll step on them ...
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Re: posts that I think should be deleted at DN

Postby merkin muffley » 17 Dec 2010 09:33

SandRider wrote:
Serkanner wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:
SandChigger wrote:
Serkanner wrote:I hate it when that happens. Sometimes when it is very cold it makes the testicles retreat into your body and that IS very painful. :mad:

I was going to post earlier and say that maybe you might want to have that looked at... er, I mean, checked by a doctor. :?


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You want pix of my balls? Wow, that's a first. :lol: ... I'll ask Ghanima to make the pix, I can't bend forwards that far.

EDIT: where I say retreat I mean of course retract.


freak, I'll send you one of my nutsack as soon as I can get a fisheye lens ....

that's right, people .... I gots some huge balls .... big'uns .... gotta carry'em around in a wheelbarrow ... if I forget to stuff 'em into my boots, I'll step on them ...


:lol: Ah yes, a prodigious tunic, I imagine.
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Postby Freakzilla » 17 Dec 2010 09:37

merkin muffley wrote:
SandRider wrote:
Serkanner wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:
SandChigger wrote:
Serkanner wrote:I hate it when that happens. Sometimes when it is very cold it makes the testicles retreat into your body and that IS very painful. :mad:

I was going to post earlier and say that maybe you might want to have that looked at... er, I mean, checked by a doctor. :?


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You want pix of my balls? Wow, that's a first. :lol: ... I'll ask Ghanima to make the pix, I can't bend forwards that far.

EDIT: where I say retreat I mean of course retract.


freak, I'll send you one of my nutsack as soon as I can get a fisheye lens ....

that's right, people .... I gots some huge balls .... big'uns .... gotta carry'em around in a wheelbarrow ... if I forget to stuff 'em into my boots, I'll step on them ...


:lol: Ah yes, a prodigious tunic, I imagine.


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Re: posts that I think should be deleted at DN

Postby SandRider » 17 Dec 2010 14:43

Freakzilla wrote:
merkin muffley wrote:
SandRider wrote:
Serkanner wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:
SandChigger wrote:
Serkanner wrote:I hate it when that happens. Sometimes when it is very cold it makes the testicles retreat into your body and that IS very painful. :mad:

I was going to post earlier and say that maybe you might want to have that looked at... er, I mean, checked by a doctor. :?


Pix


You want pix of my balls? Wow, that's a first. :lol: ... I'll ask Ghanima to make the pix, I can't bend forwards that far.

EDIT: where I say retreat I mean of course retract.


freak, I'll send you one of my nutsack as soon as I can get a fisheye lens ....

that's right, people .... I gots some huge balls .... big'uns .... gotta carry'em around in a wheelbarrow ... if I forget to stuff 'em into my boots, I'll step on them ...


:lol: Ah yes, a prodigious tunic, I imagine.


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Postby SandChigger » 17 Dec 2010 20:56

Said swollen state being the primary reason you usually end up down in front of the court house attacking the manger display and playing kickball with the Sweet Baby Jayzuss? :lol:

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Postby SandRider » 18 Dec 2010 10:29

I actually gave up on that this year; been really into the sesquicentennial thing .....
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Postby Omphalos » 22 Jan 2011 03:07

:lol:

How the hell does someone even respond to that?

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Postby SandChigger » 22 Jan 2011 03:48

Advise him to clean off the dildo with warm, soapy water after using it? :?

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Re: posts that I think should be deleted at DN

Postby Nekhrun » 22 Jan 2011 10:52

merkin muffley wrote:Image

I don't get why this is posted in this forum. I don't think it should be deleted. This should go in the will be deleted pile.
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Postby SandRider » 22 Jan 2011 11:16

merkin muffley wrote:Image

Omphalos wrote::lol:

How the hell does someone even respond to that?


boredadmin wrote:That's an interesting point, thanks for sharing.


SandDigger wrote:Mikey, I smell what your cooking, brother. From my own experience, Ill tell you that your be better off just keeping the items you exchanged not keeping them I mean, but you cant give them back. Likeyou siad, neither both of you really understood what they were for or how to enjoy them and now youve just messed them all up. You dont want that Dune back anyway,and she doest want the dildo; you can get another copy and shell find a man with a much bigger dick anyway and send you pics of him fucking her with it, which is why maybe ytou want to keep the dildo and just get used to it.

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Re: posts that I think should be deleted at DN

Postby Sandwurm88 » 29 Jul 2011 16:58

What in the hell. That has to be a joke.

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Postby Omphalos » 29 Jul 2011 17:04

Sandwurm88 wrote:What in the hell. That has to be a joke.


Thanks for reminding me about this. Because if it's not a joke, I will always wonder if he got his copy of Dune back.

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Postby Nekhrun » 29 Jul 2011 17:18

Omphalos wrote:
Sandwurm88 wrote:What in the hell. That has to be a joke.


Thanks for reminding me about this. Because if it's not a joke, I will always wonder if he got his copy of Dune back.

I think he did actually. From what I recall, the details were truer than you would've thought.
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