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Re: posts that I think should be deleted at DN

Postby merkin muffley » 20 Nov 2010 08:56

Indrid Cold wrote:Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010

The first time I ever tried boofing E, I coated it in baby oil because I thought it would make it easier to get it up there. Unfortunately, the baby oil prevented it from dissolving, so I had to force it back out and swallow it. Yucky!
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Postby SandChigger » 20 Nov 2010 09:11

:lol:

I love her answer to arnoldo when the little fuck pulled out his "sound of music" bullshit again:

"That's dumb." :laughing-rolling:
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Postby merkin muffley » 22 Nov 2010 13:05

newfacedancer wrote:Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 5:03 pm

Kiesha may be a snake oil salesman or she may be sincere but misguided. But, I believe that there is a significance to 2012.

Some people believe the shift toward 2012 started March 3, 2003. This when an intergalactic corridor opened. For some people this changed how their DNA communicates in tandem with their consciousness. This was the beginning of people receiving information from higher and higher states of consciousness.

Energetically, I can feel a shift by an inability to sleep soundly in the night. This is just one symptom that is happening to people as a preparation to the 2012 alignment.

As the frequencies of light become brighter upon the earth on Nov 27, 2018 there will be a monumental event. In that moment all of the pyramid sites on the planet will slide into a harmonic alignment which will create a unified resonance among all pyramids.

This resonance will send a message of galactic proportions out through our solar sstem, across our galaxy and even into parallel realities. This harmonic resonance among the pyramids will act as a portal for incoming energies. This alignment will also act as a beacon for those of other than terrestrial residence to come to earth again.

At the pinnacle of the harmonic alignment, as the energies of teh pyramid harmonization align universally, theree will be a spontaneous alignment and opening of a series of other gates. The star gate systems is from before recorded history. It lies like a blanket across universes receding far into creation and opening doors of awareness and travel that were used by three of hhe root races who contributed to the evolution of humanity as they visited our planets.

The most amazing thing about thsis particular star gatre system is that it is shaped like the tree of life which is also known as the Cabala. The Cabala is one of the great ancient msteries that people study diligently in order to find the deeper meaning of life. It meanings are holographic, multi faceted. It is this sacred tree that the Mayan calendar referred to.
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Postby A Thing of Eternity » 22 Nov 2010 13:22

Brilliant.
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Postby Shaitan » 22 Nov 2010 14:32

OMFG. Just when I thought my faith in the human intellect couldn't fall any further....off a cliff it goes! :angry-banghead:
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Postby A Thing of Eternity » 22 Nov 2010 15:45

Shaitan wrote:OMFG. Just when I thought my faith in the human intellect couldn't fall any further....off a cliff it goes! :angry-banghead:


Is this your first NFD post reading? He's a source of great entertainment, shows up every once in a while at Dune Novels and posts some nonsense that's just barely enough on topic to not technically be spam.
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Postby Omphalos » 22 Nov 2010 17:21

I already chased his crazy butt off of T(A)U. Is he a member here? Or was he?

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Postby Freakzilla » 22 Nov 2010 17:35

Is he Green Hopi?
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Postby Omphalos » 22 Nov 2010 17:53

Freakzilla wrote:Is he Green Hopi?


I think that identity belongs to one of our other core members. Someone who was interested in a little out-there role play. But that is another name he used, I think on Gholaforum, back when it was alive. Actually, I saw him post and interact a lot with the GF folks. Guess he found a home over there for a while.

I think he was also Celt-Ankh over on Worm's.

By the way, have you all taken a look at Worm's recently? Just got upgraded the other day.

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Postby Freakzilla » 22 Nov 2010 17:56

Yeah, much faster. :D
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Postby SandRider » 22 Nov 2010 18:04

thanks for that reminder - I'd wanted to have a look there, and I think I have a registered account,
but the thing was so sparkly and bloated it choked over dial-up - now that I'm a member of the superior
high-speed connection class, I'll poke my nose in again ...
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Postby Omphalos » 22 Nov 2010 18:25

Most of those tweaks that slowed things down are gone.

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Postby Nekhrun » 22 Nov 2010 19:56

merkin muffley wrote:
newfacedancer wrote:...

I actually think that this should not be deleted from DN. I'm glad it's there. It's exactly the kind of post that those ass-wipes deserve.
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Postby SandChigger » 22 Nov 2010 23:30

Omphalos wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:Is he Green Hopi?

I think that identity belongs to one of our other core members.

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It's just screaming for this...

Postby SandChigger » 22 Nov 2010 23:58

Oh... His name was NewFace, he was a dancer!
With yellowed dreadlocks in his hair (and a robe cut down to there!),

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He would meander and talk some ca-ca,
And while he babbled 'bout the stars, and his essence stored in jars,
Across a crowded galaxy, the harmony was running free!
He was strange and no doubt a nutter
But who could ask for more?!

At the Copa (CO!), Copa Cabala!
The hot spot's just west of Havana! (Where?!)
At the Copa (CO!), Copa Cabala!
Mayan disaster approachin' much faster
At the Copa! ... He fell asleep....

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Postby merkin muffley » 23 Nov 2010 02:56

:lol:

Nekhrun wrote:
merkin muffley wrote:
newfacedancer wrote:...

I actually think that this should not be deleted from DN. I'm glad it's there. It's exactly the kind of post that those ass-wipes deserve.


I agree. I love it when he posts. He brings a message of galactic proportions.
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Postby Serkanner » 24 Nov 2010 16:19

The one and only true preek:

Topic: What are you reading?

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Postby Freakzilla » 24 Nov 2010 16:20

Serkanner wrote:The one and only true preek:

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I really wanted to comment on that but I don't know if it really will help him.
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Postby SandChigger » 24 Nov 2010 23:04

The only way to help him would be an intervention... like feeding KJA a ultra-super-duper dose of laxative and freeing all the microbes up his colon.

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Postby Hunchback Jack » 29 Nov 2010 17:02

Serkanner wrote:The one and only true preek:

Topic: What are you reading?

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I think a better combination would be:

Paul of Dune

and

How Not To Write A Novel

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Postby SandRider » 29 Nov 2010 23:29

wonder how many of the 200 mis-steps Keith's put his hiking-loafers in ?
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Postby D Pope » 30 Nov 2010 13:30

Byron wrote:There are lots of books (prequels, etc.) now because there's a loyal fanbase for both the old and the new books. I think that's something some purists can't (or refuse to) get their minds around.

I think sharply declining sales after Hunters calls for a reassessment of Byrons conclusions. I can get my head around that.
By the by Byron, what was Franks quote about writing Dune? Something about focusing on doing a good job of writing and specifically NOT considering its potential popularity... Around here, this knowledge is taken for granted. Try wrapping your head around that!

Byron wrote: The interesting thing about it is that we hear a lot from old fans who love the new books as well as the old.

We all know this is a silly thing to say but it seems someone already called this bluff and got deleted for their trouble.
Does anyone remember who/what got deleted?
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Postby D Pope » 30 Nov 2010 13:41

And Byron, just so you won't think it's the hate talking, Sev did a great job breaking down sales for you.

Sev wrote:Title-------------------Weeks on Chart----Month/Year---------Highest position

Darksaber (Star Wars)------3--------------10/11-95-----------------12
Ruins (X-Files)-------------2---------------6-96---------------------14
Ai! Pedrito! (with LRH)------1---------------7-96--------------------15
House Atreides------------4---------------10/11-99-----------------12
House Harkonnen----------4---------------10/11-00-----------------8
House Corrino-------------4---------------10/11-01------------------8
Butlerian Jihad-------------3---------------10-02--------------------7
Machine Crusade----------2---------------10-03---------------------7
Battle of Corrin------------4---------------9-04----------------------9
Hunters of Dune-----------3---------------9-06----------------------3
Sandworms of Dune-------4---------------8/9-07--------------------4
Paul of Dune--------------1---------------10-08---------------------11
Winds of Dune------------1---------------8-09----------------------15
Leto II is gone for good, except for OM. The "pearl" was just that; a miniscule portion of what Leto was, and not a compressed version of the whole. The pearl that the worms have do not make them Leto, or in any way similar to him.
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Postby Serkanner » 30 Nov 2010 14:12

D Pope wrote:
Byron wrote:There are lots of books (prequels, etc.) now because there's a loyal fanbase for both the old and the new books. I think that's something some purists can't (or refuse to) get their minds around.

I think sharply declining sales after Hunters calls for a reassessment of Byrons conclusions. I can get my head around that.
By the by Byron, what was Franks quote about writing Dune? Something about focusing on doing a good job of writing and specifically NOT considering its potential popularity... Around here, this knowledge is taken for granted. Try wrapping your head around that!

Byron wrote: The interesting thing about it is that we hear a lot from old fans who love the new books as well as the old.

We all know this is a silly thing to say but it seems someone already called this bluff and got deleted for their trouble.
Does anyone remember who/what got deleted?


Somebody mentioned about al those fans not being around on the Dumbnovels board and also fact that it can be proved the writing in McDune is objectively bad.

EDIT: Actually, it was me and apparently the post was a bannable offence. The Puppet has been killed.
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Postby Freakzilla » 30 Nov 2010 14:30

Didn't someone start a "Positive Reviews" topic and no one ever came up with one?
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