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Blue Stripe: The Life and Times of a Harkonnen Florist

Postby EsperandoAGodot » 17 Nov 2008 12:51

Somethingawful.com has a series of articles called Blue Stripe. Each installment chronicles the trials and tribulations of a blue collar nobody somehow wrapped up in the epic goings-on of a scifi film. Today's update is Dune related:

Blue Stripe - The Life and Times of a Harkonnen Florist

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Postby Serkanner » 17 Nov 2008 15:54

Those five pages are a way better read then the entire McDune collection combined. :lol:
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Postby Secher_Nbiw » 19 Nov 2008 06:39

And the HLP passed this guy over because......? 8)
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Postby Freakzilla » 19 Nov 2008 10:01

Secher_Nbiw wrote:And the HLP passed this guy over because......? 8)


...because they have their head up Kevin J. Anderson's ass.
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Postby Secher_Nbiw » 19 Nov 2008 11:36

Freakzilla wrote:
Secher_Nbiw wrote:And the HLP passed this guy over because......? 8)


...because they have their head up Kevin J. Anderson's ass.


cant the come up with a better excuse..... oh, wait. what am i saying. KJA writes all their excuses.......
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Postby Freakzilla » 19 Nov 2008 11:42

Secher_Nbiw wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:
Secher_Nbiw wrote:And the HLP passed this guy over because......? 8)


...because they have their head up Kevin J. Anderson's ass.


cant the come up with a better excuse..... oh, wait. what am i saying. KJA writes all their excuses.......


He absorbs their excuses via osmosis through the cell walls of his colon. He then makes sure they are inconsistant and have lots of action.
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Postby Secher_Nbiw » 19 Nov 2008 12:33

Freakzilla wrote:
Secher_Nbiw wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:
Secher_Nbiw wrote:And the HLP passed this guy over because......? 8)


...because they have their head up Kevin J. Anderson's ass.


cant the come up with a better excuse..... oh, wait. what am i saying. KJA writes all their excuses.......


He absorbs their excuses via osmosis through the cell walls of his colon. He then makes sure they are inconsistant and have lots of action.


:shock:


I'm now becoming rather disturbed by the fact you know so much about their arrangement
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Postby Freakzilla » 19 Nov 2008 12:35

Just an accumulation of minutiea.
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Postby Sole Man » 19 Nov 2008 15:52

Freakzilla wrote:Just an accumulation of minutiea.


Wait...The fog is begining to clear. I'll have to contact my freinds in the
Illuminati to investigate further.