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Postby Mandy » 16 Mar 2008 18:57

TMI = too much information :P

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Postby orald » 17 Mar 2008 01:21

SandChigger wrote::shock:

Guys...like...TMI already. :wink:

You know nothing, Jon Snow, err, Chig. :P
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Postby SandChigger » 17 Mar 2008 06:02

:?

Sorry...you completely lost me on that one. Jon Snow? (Should I google?)
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Postby orald » 17 Mar 2008 06:21

Jon Snow.

And shame on your ignorence. :x
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Postby Tleilax Master B » 17 Mar 2008 08:32

orald wrote:Jon Snow.

And shame on your ignorence. :x


eh, too obscure for anyone to get.

(BTW, you might want to spell "ignorance" correctly for the jab to really work :P )
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Postby orald » 17 Mar 2008 08:43

I'm not a native English speaker. Where I correct someone on spelling and make a mistake myself, there you can tell me. Lets see you try Hebrew for a change. So hah, there you go!

Tleilax Master B wrote:eh, too obscure for anyone to get.

Oh, c'mon, how many Jon Snow are there? :roll:
Well, according to Wikipedia, 8. >_>
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Postby SandChigger » 17 Mar 2008 10:15

Sorry, haven't read any of those books. (I'm not even sure I've ever read anything by Martin, period.)


(Try Navajo for a difficult language. Their verbs make yours look simple. :D

And I can overlook you getting a vowel wrong here and there. After all, you don't usually write them in Hebrew to begin with. :) )
I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA

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Postby orald » 17 Mar 2008 10:58

It's a shame, Chig, I think you'll really like it. It's gritty and quite merciless for alot of the characters, kinda like Dune.
And if you don't read it, Mandy(who also loves ASoIaF) will send over a cow to eat you. You've been warned. :P
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Postby SandChigger » 17 Mar 2008 11:06

I'll tell Bint to prepare for beef tonight. :D

(But will take the series recommendation into consideration. ;) )
I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA

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Postby Mandy » 17 Mar 2008 11:37

:D It's the only fantasy that I can seriously recommend... doesn't even read like fantasy.

Anyway.. back to the hot and sweaty. I wonder how long it would take to become accustomed to the smell of your own stillsuit? Also, I wonder what keeps them from getting a rash!

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Postby Omphalos » 17 Mar 2008 12:28

Spicetalc.

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Postby orald » 17 Mar 2008 12:31

About the rash, I remember someone(Liet?) saying you get used to the suits after a while, when your body's water content adjusts(as in, stop being water-fat) by sweating less.
Also, the stillsuit absorbes every bit of moisture very quickly and efficiently, so you'll get dry fast.

I can imagine a 'Dune' brand of diapers/tampones with a commercial like "Absorbs like a Fremen-made stillsuit!" :lol:
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Postby Mandy » 17 Mar 2008 13:24

lol.. that just opens up a whole new line of questions.

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Postby orald » 17 Mar 2008 18:29

Mandy wrote:lol.. that just opens up a whole new line of questions.

Such as...?
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Postby chanilover » 28 Mar 2008 09:19

Jon Snow is a newsreader on Channel 4.

Orald's dick probably fell off due to some embarrassing disease he contracted from a goat.

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Postby Mr. Teg » 28 Mar 2008 10:40

SandChigger wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:I don't know, but this has come up in every Dune forum. Poop is just funny.


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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everyone_Poops


(Some of my friends back home found out about this book somehow and gave me a copy as a gag gift one Xmas.)



Haha...I read this to my son at a bookstore down in Marunouchi last year!

If I remember correctly, there was another book titled Everyone Farts.
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Postby SandChigger » 28 Mar 2008 14:34

On my wishlist! :D

That's part of the subtitle of Paul of Dune, right? Everyone Farts, But Kevin and Brian Shit Words?
I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

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I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA

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Postby orald » 28 Mar 2008 14:41

chanilover wrote:Jon Snow is a newsreader on Channel 4.

Yes, that too, as if anyone cares about him. :roll:

chanilover wrote:Orald's dick probably fell off due to some embarrassing disease he contracted from a goat.

You can come over and check if you want to. :wink:
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Postby Fantômas » 29 Mar 2008 00:14

orald wrote:You can come over and check if you want to. :wink: :twisted:


You want your hug or not?

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Postby Rakis » 29 Mar 2008 01:01

fantomas wrote:
orald wrote:You can come over and check if you want to. :wink: :twisted:


You want your hug or not?


Please...

Both of you...

Get a room... :oops:
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Postby SandChigger » 29 Mar 2008 01:20

Seconded! :roll:
I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA

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Postby orald » 29 Mar 2008 06:59

Thirded! Really, Fantomas, get a room for yourself already. :roll:
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Postby SandChigger » 29 Mar 2008 08:40

:lol: :lol: :lol:

(Don't be stingy, either. Splurge and spoil yourself: the padded walls ARE lovely! :D )
I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA

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Postby Freakzilla » 29 Mar 2008 08:44

My cubicle at work has padded walls. I don't think they are helping though. Neither is the flourescent lighting.
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Postby orald » 29 Mar 2008 16:41

Freakzilla wrote:Neither is the flourescent lighting.

I remember one time in the police station some ass put blue florecent lights in a bridge, and they were blinking too...damn, I walked it with my eyes shut. :?
The next time I was there those lights were gone.

I hope those cops go blind. :x
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