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    Re: Make me a Moderator

    Postby NotOnasander » 02 Apr 2012 23:49

    Now that I know Freak wants to see me tile in the nude, I don't think I would feel comfortable being a moderator here and all... it just wouldn't be professional to have that sort of sexual tension between us.... well, but between, I mean directed towards my sweaty, rustic nutsack glistening under a worklamp as I finish placing the last custom made ceramic tiles to a fireplace mantle. That stuff doesn't fly on Home Again, you don't see Bob Vila bending over giving housewives a show of carpenter crack AND do moderator work on Jacurutu, so why should I. After all, this site is called jack your rutu for a disturbing reason.

    Request for moderator officially rescinded. I hereby order you never to make me a moderator on this site.
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    Re: Make me a Moderator

    Postby lotek » 03 Apr 2012 06:15

    Spice is the worm's gonads.
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    Re: Make me a Moderator

    Postby Freakzilla » 03 Apr 2012 06:18

    I love it when a plan comes together.
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    Re: Make me a Moderator

    Postby lotek » 03 Apr 2012 07:52

    Spice is the worm's gonads.
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    Re: Make me a Moderator

    Postby NotOnasander » 04 Apr 2012 01:01

    Now everyone is trying to cum together on me. Sick fucks.

    This is Feyd back when he still had hair. It's close enough to what I look like, so you can all beat off to that. Spill your juices on the sands. :puke:

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS_bN5ECJTI&feature=relmfu[/youtube]

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    Re: Make me a Moderator

    Postby NotOnasander » 04 Apr 2012 01:09

    I just gotta say, that's a whole nother side to Feyd in that music video.... had he got up and sang that song during the siege of the keep and Arakeen.... the end result would of been a whole lot different.... Harkonnen's would of totally taken the imperium once the Fremen and Emperor realized he was really not that bad of a guy, just misunderstood. Fuck Pinochet.
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    Re: Make me a Moderator

    Postby lotek » 04 Apr 2012 10:20

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    having fun talking to yourself ?

    Oh crap I will never know.

    Lemme cry a bit in between the lolz.
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    Re: Make me a Moderator

    Postby lotek » 04 Apr 2012 10:23

    If an idiot speaks and no one hears him, does it still make some noise ?

    http://forum.dunenovels.com/viewtopic.p ... d13a1d3e47

    Fucking hell we're lucky this is not you, cause this guy really looks like he's just after some attention.

    Here's another one, if I give attention to something I can't see, does that thing exist ?

    Wow.

    But if I read the answer won't I change the experiment ?

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    Re: Make me a Moderator

    Postby Nekhrun » 04 Apr 2012 18:14

    lotek wrote:If an idiot speaks and no one hears him, does it still make some noise ?
    http://forum.dunenovels.com/viewtopic.p ... d13a1d3e47
    Fucking hell we're lucky this is not you, cause this guy really looks like he's just after some attention.

    Heh, that guy couldn't make an error free post if he tried.
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    Re: Make me a Moderator

    Postby SandChigger » 09 Apr 2012 05:50

    Didn't bother reading the OP; title & poster said it all.

    Why is this fuck still here?
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    Re: Make me a Moderator

    Postby lotek » 09 Apr 2012 10:32

    he's having anal retention problems, nothing a good bowl of steaming soup can't cure though.
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    Re: Make me a Moderator

    Postby Eyes High » 09 Apr 2012 12:42

    :text-deletetopic:
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    Re: Make me a Moderator

    Postby Freakzilla » 09 Apr 2012 13:10

    I'll just move it to 'Bad Examples'...
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