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    Coup of Jacurutu Successful, Republic of NKJA Announced!

    Postby NotOnasander » 04 Apr 2012 04:15

    In affiliation with the Tuareg liberation of Timbutu and Occupy Wallstreet and the New Ipad, I have occupied this forum and declared it the Republic of KJA. It's full name is The People's Fistful Republic of the Novelist Kevin Jeremiah Anderson.

    We have a national anthem already picked out [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj02WxGWSLE&feature=related[/youtube]

    The anthem is sure to cure the minority talifan population of any dialectic contradictions they still may be suffering from.

    Today, we have firm control over this post, tomorrow, we hope to have complete control over the rest Freakzilla's Fridge, our tunneling methods have had partial success so far and is sure to sink it all......and soon after that, our marine will then capture Japanese Fishing Trawler floating off of Canada, and mount a shotgun to it's bow and lay siege to Sacramento, California, in essence controlling the Central Valley of California. Image


    It's the beginning of the end of a era that tried to end a beginning that went though and happened anyway, so may this go through and happen anyway as well in ending a era that was unsuccessful in ending the era it tried to end. Fuck Talifans! Long like the RONKJA!
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    Re: Coup of Jacurutu Successful, Republic of NKJA Announced!

    Postby Freakzilla » 04 Apr 2012 06:19

    :clap: Congratulations!
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    Re: Coup of Jacurutu Successful, Republic of NKJA Announced!

    Postby lotek » 04 Apr 2012 06:49

    Freak will you ever recover from this ?
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    Re: Coup of Jacurutu Successful, Republic of NKJA Announced!

    Postby Serkanner » 04 Apr 2012 06:55

    Are you KJA's secret love child?
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    Re: Coup of Jacurutu Successful, Republic of NKJA Announced!

    Postby Freakzilla » 04 Apr 2012 07:00

    lotek wrote:Freak will you ever recover from this ?


    I'll cry into my pillow every night. :cry:
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    Re: Coup of Jacurutu Successful, Republic of NKJA Announced!

    Postby lotek » 04 Apr 2012 07:13

    you should get one of those, I bet you our wannabe troll already has one
    http://www.amazon.com/DeluxeComfort-Mos ... B002YVFSSW
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    Re: Coup of Jacurutu Successful, Republic of NKJA Announced!

    Postby Freakzilla » 04 Apr 2012 07:52

    Damn, I want one of those.
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    Re: Coup of Jacurutu Successful, Republic of NKJA Announced!

    Postby lotek » 04 Apr 2012 10:46

    it's Notarealwoman
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    Re: Coup of Jacurutu Successful, Republic of NKJA Announced!

    Postby Ampoliros » 04 Apr 2012 10:58

    I constantly have to remind my ego that no, I'm not better, smarter, etc. than other people.

    You aren't helping.
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    Re: Coup of Jacurutu Successful, Republic of NKJA Announced!

    Postby lotek » 04 Apr 2012 11:02

    Maybe he actually is ?
    Maybe that's the plan, to spread happiness by showing people how lucky they are to have one functionning brain cell and what happens when you don't ?
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    Re: Coup of Jacurutu Successful, Republic of NKJA Announced!

    Postby inhuien » 04 Apr 2012 16:53

    Fuck off spunkbubble.
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    Re: Coup of Jacurutu Successful, Republic of NKJA Announced!

    Postby Omphalos » 04 Apr 2012 18:35

    This shit is just delusional. Is this really what Anusunder is about? Here I was thinking he might be a real challenge.
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    Re: Coup of Jacurutu Successful, Republic of NKJA Announced!

    Postby Nekhrun » 04 Apr 2012 19:46

    He's probably the weakest of the trolls we've ever had. He's got a long way to go before he even comes close the first coming of Harwood.
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    Re: Coup of Jacurutu Successful, Republic of NKJA Announced!

    Postby lotek » 05 Apr 2012 06:39

    Nekhrun wrote:the first coming of Harwood.


    please tell me the pun was intended.
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    Re: Coup of Jacurutu Successful, Republic of NKJA Announced!

    Postby NotOnasander » 06 Apr 2012 16:59

    I poo in your soup Lotek
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    Re: Coup of Jacurutu Successful, Republic of NKJA Announced!

    Postby SandChigger » 09 Apr 2012 05:47

    NotOnasander wrote:I poo in your soup Lotek

    Yes. The shit that you sucked from my anus.
    I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

    I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

    I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA
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    Re: Coup of Jacurutu Successful, Republic of NKJA Announced!

    Postby lotek » 09 Apr 2012 10:37

    I always put all my love in my soups.
    Steamin' !
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    Re: Coup of Jacurutu Successful, Republic of NKJA Announced!

    Postby NotOnasander » 10 Apr 2012 00:08

    Sorry Sandchigger, I canttoy with you anymore.... my vendetta ended on you the day I convinced you I was a Horney Pakistani donkey herder trying to fuck you. Your no longer sport worthy enough. The trill of the chase just isnt there anymore. Were squared on my end, and I wish you the best of luck in your affairs. Perhaps sometime we can discust Asimov or The Romance of the Three Kingdoms, or characters from the Mahabhrata. Its a pity to see you fall to such a low as requiring such..... unrefined language as you used here. Its rather sad..... we both know your cultured and possessing of enough self discipline and composure to resist such childish, immature remarks. Remember, your trying to set a intellectual standard for others to emulate. I hope to see you better composed and in control of yourself nexr time.


    Lotek eat my poopies, make it drip drip pop out your mouth, down your chin, and onto your girly chest and lap.
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    Re: Coup of Jacurutu Successful, Republic of NKJA Announced!

    Postby D Pope » 10 Apr 2012 02:37

    Leto II is gone for good, except for OM. The "pearl" was just that; a miniscule portion of what Leto was, and not a compressed version of the whole. The pearl that the worms have do not make them Leto, or in any way similar to him.
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    Re: Coup of Jacurutu Successful, Republic of NKJA Announced!

    Postby lotek » 10 Apr 2012 06:52

    is that guy still posting ?
    What the fuck ?

    Is someone actually reading his drivel ?

    Is is a preeq or just a prick ?
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    Re: Coup of Jacurutu Successful, Republic of NKJA Announced!

    Postby Freakzilla » 10 Apr 2012 12:48

    I wish I had a girly chest... :(
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    Re: Coup of Jacurutu Successful, Republic of NKJA Announced!

    Postby lotek » 10 Apr 2012 13:43

    not sure I want to know, our new friend seems to have a love for all things scatological and I personally believe he needs to resolve those issues before we let the Gimp out.
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    Re: Coup of Jacurutu Successful, Republic of NKJA Announced!

    Postby NotOnasander » 11 Apr 2012 22:08

    If you had a girly chest,I would tile your house for free. But you dont, so fuck it.
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    Re: Coup of Jacurutu Successful, Republic of NKJA Announced!

    Postby lotek » 12 Apr 2012 07:07

    can this useless thread be moved to bad examples ?

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