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Postby Sole Man » 01 Nov 2008 20:07

Here's what I want to do:

Brutally kill a black guy, then string him up somewhere and tack a sign to him that reads "I voted for McCain. this is what my Burddas did to me."

:Twisted luaghter:

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Postby SandChigger » 01 Nov 2008 20:56

Not funny.

Not even close.
I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA

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Postby TheDukester » 02 Nov 2008 00:30

Amazingly unfunny.

Do we have the plonk feature here? I'd really like to avoid any of this dickhead's bullshit in the future.

Short of that, ban his ass or try some probation. And, no, I don't give a shit how old he is — if you're old enough to figure out how to get online, you're old enough to use some common fucking sense.
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Postby GamePlayer » 02 Nov 2008 00:36

Wow, that sex retort really got to someone :)
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Postby TheDukester » 02 Nov 2008 00:44

He needs to work out his attention issues somewhere else. It's getting out of hand.
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Postby loremaster » 02 Nov 2008 10:27

without wanting to distract from the Sloey misunderstanding of "shock value = humour" (Mods: he SHOULD be chastised for it)

I always think it's peculiar that in england you're allowed to have sex at 16, and yet not allowed to watch other people do it on film until you're 18.

Infact it's much worse than that: British broadcasting laws prevent an erect penis, or an open vagina being shown AT ANY TIME without the channel being a dedicated "adult" channel.

I get my own erection at 12, wield it legally by law at 16, possibly in a legal orgy of nine other 16 year olds, dropping it freely into any open vagina, mouth or arse i can find, without any form of protection or contraception. A lot of other lads at this orgy even try sucking an erection or two. We even take photographs of that erection as momentos.......

But i can't see someone elses erection on film for another 2 years?

(Appologies for the graphic image)

It does raise the question... if I film my own erection, or myself during sex... am i not allowed to watch it for another 2 years?

(the answer apparently concerns whether or not the video was a genuine relationship, or whether money changed hands, or whether it was to be seen by any third party or not)
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Postby Sole Man » 02 Nov 2008 11:21

Look, Freak doesn't allow porn to be posted o nthis site. I'm not sure if he allows graphic images to be, but we put up all those pictures of KJA so...

Anyway, Here are my views on sex, from the second draft of my book:

Sarah , instead of leaving him alone, opened the door and stepped in. Sole Man was taking off his leather jacket. “Look, Sole Man, I just want to know about you. I want to know who you are. I want to know about your past, and what you’ve done. I want to tell me about your experience in Veneer. Please? Can’t you do a girl a favor?”
“I hate girls.” He began to take his guns off.
“What are you, gay?”
“No, I’m not gay. I just hate females. It’s a universal concept.”
“Well, do you like sex with females?”
“No. Only the weak have sex.”
“Oh. Do you yearn for sex?”
“No. Now go away before you get hurt.”

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Postby SandRider » 02 Nov 2008 11:45

hmmm. sloey had opportunity here to edit his previous post,
chose not to. must've read the comments. ignored them.

while Duke won't take his age for an excuse, and I won't argue with that,
I do think he may not fully understand the lines that can be crossed in
sick humor and the lines that cannot.

however, when these are pointed out, and ignored, well ....

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Postby Omphalos » 02 Nov 2008 12:27

I warned Sloey to knock it off. Plus, I used dirty words, so he knows I was serious.

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