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Postby SadisticCynic » 10 Apr 2009 11:23

That would be some bioweapon! Although massive in effect it does have the kind of political subtlety (i.e. who can you blame?) I would expect in Dune.

Returning to fantasy land, we should make miniature sandtrout, introduce them to someones diet (a la tapeworms) and then watch them shrivel. Then from the dry dead husk we could salvage a wombful of spice! :twisted:

I like my bioweapon better! :lol:

(Or was that too KJA for me?)
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Postby SandChigger » 10 Apr 2009 11:31

:lol:

Not if we test it on KJA first. :twisted:

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Postby TheDukester » 10 Apr 2009 11:37

You gotta love a place where a systems announcement turns into an actual Dune discussion ... :wink:
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Postby Nekhrun » 10 Apr 2009 13:18

Baraka Bryan wrote:
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Baraka Bryan wrote:I like to imagine them as an experiment gone wrong... a group of humans who had these little fish-like trout (either developed, or genetically altered) and take them to a water planet to see what happens... the things suck up water like no tomorrow so they dump a bunch in the ocean to see what happens..... it takes a long time and eventually that group gives up on the experiment but eventually the water reserves all become encapsulated and the trout de-terraform the planet to their liking and evolve to develop the spice cycle etc... eventually growing into sandworms ... a completely unforseen event.

It couldn't have taken all that long if the BG did it on Chapterhouse in a relatively short time period.


i guess it depends on the pre-existing water content on the planet... if chapterhouse was a planet that had lakes, but no real oceans, it wouldn't take relatively too long.. if they were brought to a water-covered planet, it would take a hell of a lot longer.

Didn't Odrade go swimming in an ocean on Chapterhouse before the sea went away?

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Postby SadisticCynic » 10 Apr 2009 15:57

Think that was more of an inland sea of some description. It still shocked Odrade how quickly it vanished though.
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Postby Rakis » 10 Apr 2009 22:34

TheDukester wrote:You gotta love a place where a systems announcement turns into an actual Dune discussion ... :wink:


Banned for being off topic...
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Postby Rakis » 10 Apr 2009 22:58

You were just waiting to use that... :snooty:
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yep I was. :text-woo:
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:text-protest: :text-protest: :text-protest:
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Postby Nekhrun » 11 Apr 2009 10:14

TheDukester wrote:You gotta love a place where a systems announcement turns into an actual Dune discussion ... :wink:

Maybe we just figured out a way to get more Dune discussion on here. If we start off-topic then it's inevitable that we go off-topic from that and end up on Dune. :FH small: :occasion-happyhalloween:
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Postby SandChigger » 11 Apr 2009 11:19

Dune?

You mean this isn't the "How Great is Canadia, eh?" & Soporific Politics Discussion board?! :o
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:flags-canada: :flags-canada: :flags-canada:
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Postby Freakzilla » 13 Apr 2009 09:41

There's an obvious need here for redneck smilies...
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Postby Mandy » 13 Apr 2009 12:03

There's a serious lack of redneck smileys on the internet. I could only find two (didn't look very hard, though).

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Postby trang » 14 Apr 2009 22:58

:character-spamguy: if ya need GORTS lasgun Eye just let me know!!

I dont have any explanation where these thoughts came from but talk of dune and rednecks it just slipped into my head...

Could there have been redneck fremen??

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Postby Rakis » 15 Apr 2009 08:56

trang wrote:if ya need GORTS lasgun Eye just let me know!!


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That would be kewl... :)
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Postby cmsahe » 14 May 2009 01:31

Well I have not been tested with the Gom Jabbar so I can't say that I'm human...
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Postby Ampoliros » 14 May 2009 10:27

I didn't have a pain box so I just used a microwave. I'm still not sure if I passed or failed the test.
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Postby SadisticCynic » 14 May 2009 10:38

That's a fail. A human would know to trick his trapper into the microwave thus removing a threat to humankind.
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Postby Freakzilla » 14 May 2009 11:14

The Gom Jabbar test is meaningless if you already know the way of the test.

You have to survive an overdose on drugs instead.
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Postby SadisticCynic » 14 May 2009 17:24

Is that why Jessica had that done to Leto? I could never figure out the deeper reason to it. Cool.
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