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    Re: Political Humor

    Postby Jodorowsky's Acolyte » 25 Feb 2012 20:49

    Imagine the predominantly Republican House of Representatives singing this song, with Obama's name in the place of Adam's, Obama's policies in place of Adam's cause for Independence, and Boehner singing Dickinson's lines. Some other dialogue would have to be altered. I'm surprised someone hasn't done a modern political parody of this yet.

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    Re: Political Humor

    Postby D Pope » 29 Feb 2012 17:47

    Isn't It Ironic? The food stamp program, part of the Department of Agriculture, is pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of food stamps ever.

    Meanwhile, the Park Service, also part of the Department of Agriculture, asks us to "please do not feed the animals" because the animals may grow dependent and not learn to take care of themselves.
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    Re: Political Humor

    Postby Omphalos » 29 Feb 2012 19:06

    D Pope wrote:Isn't It Ironic? The food stamp program, part of the Department of Agriculture, is pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of food stamps ever.

    Meanwhile, the Park Service, also part of the Department of Agriculture, asks us to "please do not feed the animals" because the animals may grow dependent and not learn to take care of themselves.


    Nope. Because we should be looking out for each other, while not hampering other species (and individuals of those species) from doing their best.
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    Re: Political Humor

    Postby lotek » 04 Mar 2012 12:35

    Is that a joke or what ?
    http://www.wusa9.com/news/article/19367 ... hpt=po_bn6


    seems serious to me.
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    really thought there was a moustache thread here already, don't tell me you facially enhanced people are going to let me do it !
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    Re: Political Humor

    Postby Freakzilla » 15 Mar 2012 21:55

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    Stay classy, GOP. :naughty:
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    Re: Political Humor

    Postby Nekhrun » 16 Mar 2012 20:37

    I guess some things can shock me. I find it hard to believe that people are actually putting that on their cars.
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    Re: Political Humor

    Postby Omphalos » 17 Mar 2012 03:29

    Nekhrun wrote:I guess some things can shock me. I find it hard to believe that people are actually putting that on their cars.


    I couln people in certin quarters where I grew up doing shit like that.
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    Re: Political Humor

    Postby Freakzilla » 17 Mar 2012 08:02

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    I have a dream that one day little black boys and little white boys will come together to tell you to go fuck yourself.

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    Re: Political Humor

    Postby Freakzilla » 17 Mar 2012 08:10

    I thought that anti-Obama bumber sticker looked photoshoped but it turns out it's real: ‘Don’t Re-Nig,’ the racist anti-Obama bumper sticker, appears real

    And as one astute Facebook reader pointed out, the bumper sticker is not only offensive, it's pretty dumb. After all, if you take the top message at its literal meaning, to not renege in 2012, would mean to in fact re-elect President Obama.
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    Re: Political Humor

    Postby Nekhrun » 17 Mar 2012 09:01

    Freakzilla wrote:Image

    I have a dream that one day little black boys and little white boys will come together to tell you to go fuck yourself.

    :P

    :D My sisters and I used to to that to cars driving by. We'd start waving at them and when they waved back, boom, middle finger.
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    Re: Political Humor

    Postby JustSomeGuy » 17 Mar 2012 20:46

    Nekhrun wrote: :D My sisters and I used to to that to cars driving by. We'd start waving at them and when they waved back, boom, middle finger.


    Adorable, yes. I blame your parents.
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    Re: Political Humor

    Postby JustSomeGuy » 17 Mar 2012 20:47

    I'm just kidding.
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    Re: Political Humor

    Postby Robspierre » 17 Mar 2012 20:48

    Freakzilla wrote:I thought that anti-Obama bumber sticker looked photoshoped but it turns out it's real: ‘Don’t Re-Nig,’ the racist anti-Obama bumper sticker, appears real

    And as one astute Facebook reader pointed out, the bumper sticker is not only offensive, it's pretty dumb. After all, if you take the top message at its literal meaning, to not renege in 2012, would mean to in fact re-elect President Obama.



    Was shopping at Wal Mart today and behind me, one good ol' boy referred to Obama as the N****r-in-Chief to the person in front of him. He just started talking to a complete random stranger and then turned and ask an African-American, IN UNIFORM, if it was ok to refer to Obama as the N*****r-in-Chief!



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    Re: Political Humor

    Postby Freakzilla » 18 Mar 2012 09:15

    JustSomeGuy wrote:
    Nekhrun wrote: :D My sisters and I used to to that to cars driving by. We'd start waving at them and when they waved back, boom, middle finger.


    Adorable, yes. I blame your parents.


    How many kids do you have?
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    Re: Political Humor

    Postby E. LeGuille » 18 Mar 2012 18:40

    Freakzilla wrote:
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    Nekhrun wrote: :D My sisters and I used to to that to cars driving by. We'd start waving at them and when they waved back, boom, middle finger.


    Adorable, yes. I blame your parents.


    How many kids do you have?


    I am hoping it's around 0.
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    Re: Political Humor

    Postby Nekhrun » 19 Mar 2012 19:44

    This is one of the funnier things I've seen in awhile:
    http://www.happyplace.com/14899/women-f ... nstruation
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    Re: Political Humor

    Postby Mandy » 20 Mar 2012 19:23

    As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Hypatia approaches one.
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    Re: Political Humor

    Postby Nekhrun » 20 Mar 2012 19:55

    Love it.
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    Re: Political Humor

    Postby Freakzilla » 26 Mar 2012 21:02

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    Re: Political Humor

    Postby Jodorowsky's Acolyte » 28 Mar 2012 00:26

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    Aren't OPEC and the American gasoline companies the ones responsible for the raise in the gas prices? The President doesn't have the power the heighten or lower the gas prices. Gas prices were raised during the time of the last President, but I don't think even he had power over how gas was sold. It's more likely the gas price rose because Fremen warriors were attacking the gas stockpiles, and CHOAM is trying to maintain as much gas as it can.

    If Obama were the Padishah Emperor of Gasoline, does that mean that gas-addicted Guildsmen would enter the White House making bizarre commands? "REMEDY THIS! RESTORE GAS PRODUCTION! OR YOU WILL LIVE OUT YOUR LIFE IN AMPLIFIER!" It would be nice if the gas company CEOs recieved threats from the Gaseous Guild more often. :)
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    Re: Political Humor

    Postby Freakzilla » 28 Mar 2012 08:14

    (This is supposed to be a humor topic.)
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    Re: Political Humor

    Postby Jodorowsky's Acolyte » 29 Mar 2012 00:44

    Freakzilla wrote:(This is supposed to be a humor topic.)


    D'OH! :doh: (Sorry Freak. Next time I attempt to post here, it will be more humorous than serious ;) )
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    Re: Political Humor

    Postby Freakzilla » 29 Mar 2012 07:57

    Please, feel free to start a topic on it if you want.
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    Re: Political Humor

    Postby Freakzilla » 30 Mar 2012 19:33

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    Re: Political Humor

    Postby Crysknife » 01 Apr 2012 17:07

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