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Re: PIRATES!

Postby Freakzilla » 19 Apr 2009 21:50

Arrest, hell! Shoot 'em!
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Re: PIRATES!

Postby Rakis » 20 Apr 2009 09:53

Wipe them out...all of them
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Re: PIRATES!

Postby SwordMaster » 21 Apr 2009 09:03

yah I have no issue with shooting them all !

they will not be missed.
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Re: PIRATES!

Postby Freakzilla » 21 Apr 2009 09:16

I heard on the radio that the one pirate we captured was a teenager, from a destitute family of course. He's asking about a trip to America.

Don't worry, little buddy, you'll get to see America... through bars.
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Re: PIRATES!

Postby Rakis » 21 Apr 2009 11:12

Freakzilla wrote:I heard on the radio that the one pirate we captured was a teenager, from a destitute family of course. He's asking about a trip to America.

Don't worry, little buddy, you'll get to see America... through bars.


Does he know about that stop to Guantanamo first? :)
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Re: PIRATES!

Postby Freakzilla » 21 Apr 2009 11:14

Rakis wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:I heard on the radio that the one pirate we captured was a teenager, from a destitute family of course. He's asking about a trip to America.

Don't worry, little buddy, you'll get to see America... through bars.


Does he know about that stop to Guantanamo first? :)


Pirates are not considered military combatants, that's a criminal matter.
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Re: PIRATES!

Postby Rakis » 21 Apr 2009 11:20

Freakzilla wrote:
Rakis wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:I heard on the radio that the one pirate we captured was a teenager, from a destitute family of course. He's asking about a trip to America.

Don't worry, little buddy, you'll get to see America... through bars.


Does he know about that stop to Guantanamo first? :)


Pirates are not considered military combatants, that's a criminal matter.


Can we make just ONE exception? :wink:

If i'm not mistaken, there are teens at G-Bay right ? I know about a Canadian that was arrested when he was fifteen or so in 2003 ?
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Re: PIRATES!

Postby Freakzilla » 21 Apr 2009 11:34

Rakis wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:
Rakis wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:I heard on the radio that the one pirate we captured was a teenager, from a destitute family of course. He's asking about a trip to America.

Don't worry, little buddy, you'll get to see America... through bars.


Does he know about that stop to Guantanamo first? :)


Pirates are not considered military combatants, that's a criminal matter.


Can we make just ONE exception? :wink:

If i'm not mistaken, there are teens at G-Bay right ? I know about a Canadian that was arrested when he was fifteen or so in 2003 ?


I don't know, but thanks to Obama, he'll be your neigbor soon.
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Re: PIRATES!

Postby SwordMaster » 21 Apr 2009 11:37

I thought there was no law at deep sea. Just shoot um.

As for Omar or whatever his name is, we dont want him back. And why do we call him Canadian, he was not born here and he is a terrorist who was captured in Afganistan. Let him rot in hell.
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Re: PIRATES!

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Re: PIRATES!

Postby Eyes High » 26 Apr 2009 15:08

I'm surprised someone else hasn't already posted this:

Ship fights back: http://news.aol.com/article/cruise-ship-pirates/429412?icid=main|hp-desktop|dl1|link3|http%3A%2F%2Fnews.aol.com%2Farticle%2Fcruise-ship-pirates%2F429412 :violence-rambo:

Here is a small excerp:
ROME (April 26) — An Italian cruise ship with 1,500 people on board fended off a pirate attack far off the coast of Somalia when its Israeli private security forces exchanged fire with the bandits.

Six men in a small, white Zodiac-type boat approached the Msc Melody at about 1730 GMT Saturday and opened fire with automatic weapons, Msc Cruises director Domenico Pellegrino said. They retreated after the security officers returned fire and sprayed them with water hoses. The ship continued its journey with its windows darkened.
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Re: PIRATES!

Postby SandRider » 26 Apr 2009 20:46

let's just stop the problem at the source.

invade Somalia, put everybody in concentration camps, execute them.

solves all the problems, pirates, warlords, starving women & children.

or fuck, why stop there ? if it weren't for all the gold & oil, I'd say
just nuke all of Africa. so I guess we need to pull out all the old
biological weapons stored @the Pine Bluff Arsenal and dose the whole
continent.

and why stop there ? let's get the middle east & asia, and most of
south america. and russia. I guess we'll selectively save parts of
europe ...(sorry, France.)

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Re: PIRATES!

Postby Rakis » 26 Apr 2009 21:04

SandRider wrote:let's just stop the problem at the source.

invade Somalia, put everybody in concentration camps, execute them.

solves all the problems, pirates, warlords, starving women & children.

or fuck, why stop there ? if it weren't for all the gold & oil, I'd say
just nuke all of Africa. so I guess we need to pull out all the old
biological weapons stored @the Pine Bluff Arsenal and dose the whole
continent.

and why stop there ? let's get the middle east & asia, and most of
south america. and russia. I guess we'll selectively save parts of
europe ...(sorry, France.)

Kill Them All and Let G-d Sort Them Out.


But you left out Canada... :(
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Re: PIRATES!

Postby Rakis » 27 Apr 2009 22:36

Baraka Bryan wrote:
Rakis wrote:
SandRider wrote:let's just stop the problem at the source.

invade Somalia, put everybody in concentration camps, execute them.

solves all the problems, pirates, warlords, starving women & children.

or fuck, why stop there ? if it weren't for all the gold & oil, I'd say
just nuke all of Africa. so I guess we need to pull out all the old
biological weapons stored @the Pine Bluff Arsenal and dose the whole
continent.

and why stop there ? let's get the middle east & asia, and most of
south america. and russia. I guess we'll selectively save parts of
europe ...(sorry, France.)

Kill Them All and Let G-d Sort Them Out.


But you left out Canada... :(


just gotta take out Quebec and the rest will be fine :P


That's what we say about the rest of Canada... :D
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