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    Bristol Palin - ambassador for abstinence

    Postby SwordMaster » 06 May 2009 09:13

    Bristol Palin, daughter of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, went on "Good Morning America" to launch her new pastime as an ambassador for abstinence.

    Anchor Christopher Cuomo pointed out that Palin's own personal history went against her abstinence-only message for teens. (Palin, 18, recently had a baby with former boyfriend Levi Johnston.) She became pregnant after she and Levi failed to use protection (something Johnston admitted on the "Tyra" show.)

    Palin was less forthcoming on this issue than her ex. "Regardless of what I did personally, I just think that abstinence is the only way you can effectively, 100% foolproof way you can prevent pregnancy,"


    But seriously guys, 1 baby or 2 babies. She is still hot

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    Re: Bristol Palin - ambassador for abstinence

    Postby Freakzilla » 06 May 2009 09:18

    I'd hit it.

    On abstenance: Telling children not to do something is a sure way to get them to do it.
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    Re: Bristol Palin - ambassador for abstinence

    Postby SwordMaster » 06 May 2009 09:25

    say no to drugs
    say no to sex

    or

    if you do drugs be safe
    if you have sex be safe

    hmmmmm, what has a chance of working?
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    Re: Bristol Palin - ambassador for abstinence

    Postby Freakzilla » 06 May 2009 09:30

    If a parent thinks their teenage child in not going to do drugs or have sex their delusional.
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    Re: Bristol Palin - ambassador for abstinence

    Postby SadisticCynic » 06 May 2009 09:32

    I do neither. So it is possible. :)
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    Re: Bristol Palin - ambassador for abstinence

    Postby SwordMaster » 06 May 2009 09:36

    seriously>?

    so sex and no drugs make me something something

    go crazy?

    DONT MIND IF I DO!! :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: WAHHHHHHHhhhhhhh
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    Re: Bristol Palin - ambassador for abstinence

    Postby Rakis » 06 May 2009 09:38

    SwordMaster wrote:seriously>?

    so sex and no drugs make me something something

    go crazy?

    DONT MIND IF I DO!! :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: WAHHHHHHHhhhhhhh


    I prefer the no beer no TV version... :)
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    Re: Bristol Palin - ambassador for abstinence

    Postby SwordMaster » 06 May 2009 10:08

    Rakis wrote:
    SwordMaster wrote:seriously>?

    so sex and no drugs make me something something

    go crazy?

    DONT MIND IF I DO!! :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: WAHHHHHHHhhhhhhh


    I prefer the no beer no TV version... :)


    Im glad you saw that. LOL! :lol:
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    Re: Bristol Palin - ambassador for abstinence

    Postby Freakzilla » 06 May 2009 10:20

    SadisticCynic wrote:I do neither. So it is possible. :)



    Well, some people have a choice in the matter, that makes abstinance more difficult.

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    Re: Bristol Palin - ambassador for abstinence

    Postby SwordMaster » 06 May 2009 10:21

    Freakzilla wrote:
    SadisticCynic wrote:I do neither. So it is possible. :)



    Well, some people have a choice in the matter, that makes abstinance more difficult.

    :P


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    Re: Bristol Palin - ambassador for abstinence

    Postby SadisticCynic » 06 May 2009 11:30

    Damn, you got me! :cry:

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    Re: Bristol Palin - ambassador for abstinence

    Postby Freakzilla » 06 May 2009 11:33

    I'm sorry, nothing personal. I just can't let a set-up like that go without knocking it down. :)
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    Re: Bristol Palin - ambassador for abstinence

    Postby SadisticCynic » 06 May 2009 11:41

    Don't worry man, I thought it was hilarious. :)
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    Re: Bristol Palin - ambassador for abstinence

    Postby GamePlayer » 06 May 2009 11:56

    My country has been fighting a losing battle against low birth rates for longer than I've been alive. In most first world industrialized countries, they have been experiencing similar problems to a lesser degree. According to national statistics, almost 10% of the population age 15-30 that is physically capable of having sex does not do so. We don't need an abstinence program. We need a procreation program. We need financial incentives to have families and give tax breaks to existing parents raising children. We need ways to combat our ever decreasing birth rates, not contribute to the decline.
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    Re: Bristol Palin - ambassador for abstinence

    Postby Freakzilla » 06 May 2009 12:00

    Think of it this way, each couple must have 2.4 children to maintain the current population. The 0.4 accounts for the mortality rate.
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    Re: Bristol Palin - ambassador for abstinence

    Postby Rakis » 06 May 2009 12:08

    GamePlayer wrote:My country has been fighting a losing battle against low birth rates for longer than I've been alive. In most first world industrialized countries, they have been experiencing similar problems to a lesser degree. According to national statistics, almost 10% of the population age 15-30 that is physically capable of having sex does not do so. We don't need an abstinence program. We need a procreation program. We need financial incentives to have families and give tax breaks to existing parents raising children. We need ways to combat our ever decreasing birth rates, not contribute to the decline.


    In Quebec, fathers get 5 weeks of leave with 70% of the pay...it convinced me for our second child... :)
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    Re: Bristol Palin - ambassador for abstinence

    Postby Freakzilla » 06 May 2009 12:12

    Rakis wrote:
    GamePlayer wrote:My country has been fighting a losing battle against low birth rates for longer than I've been alive. In most first world industrialized countries, they have been experiencing similar problems to a lesser degree. According to national statistics, almost 10% of the population age 15-30 that is physically capable of having sex does not do so. We don't need an abstinence program. We need a procreation program. We need financial incentives to have families and give tax breaks to existing parents raising children. We need ways to combat our ever decreasing birth rates, not contribute to the decline.


    In Quebec, fathers get 5 weeks of leave with 70% of the pay...it convinced me for our second child... :)


    Man, that would be nice. With our last child, my wife was ordered to bed rest for he last couple weeks of her pregnancy, I tried to work from home but got nowhere. I would have been nice to take that time off and not worry about it. That was with another company though, I think Honeywell does have some kind of paternity leave... yep, we do. Damnit, I'm not getting my wife un-fixed just to take some time off!
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    Re: Bristol Palin - ambassador for abstinence

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    Rakis wrote:
    GamePlayer wrote:My country has been fighting a losing battle against low birth rates for longer than I've been alive. In most first world industrialized countries, they have been experiencing similar problems to a lesser degree. According to national statistics, almost 10% of the population age 15-30 that is physically capable of having sex does not do so. We don't need an abstinence program. We need a procreation program. We need financial incentives to have families and give tax breaks to existing parents raising children. We need ways to combat our ever decreasing birth rates, not contribute to the decline.


    In Quebec, fathers get 5 weeks of leave with 70% of the pay...it convinced me for our second child... :)


    Amazing. We should be doing that nationwide. What a shame.
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    Re: Bristol Palin - ambassador for abstinence

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    Re: Bristol Palin - ambassador for abstinence

    Postby SwordMaster » 06 May 2009 12:47

    Thanks FZ, she is one hell of a MILF
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    Re: Bristol Palin - ambassador for abstinence

    Postby Freakzilla » 06 May 2009 12:48

    SwordMaster wrote:Thanks FZ, she is one hell of a MILF


    Man, I think there's got to be a minimum age for MILF status. She's way better lookin' than mom though, dad must have some good genes.
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    Re: Bristol Palin - ambassador for abstinence

    Postby SwordMaster » 06 May 2009 13:37

    The eskimo wolf hunting snow machine champian?

    Yeah, plus Gretta Van Sustran looks like she is going to actually rape him whenever she interviews them.

    The MILF thing was ment to be a joke, how can a MILF be 21 yrs old?!?!

    But yah I think she is way better lookin then Sarah too, but can she shoot wolves from a helicopter?
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    Re: Bristol Palin - ambassador for abstinence

    Postby Freakzilla » 06 May 2009 13:42

    SwordMaster wrote:...but can she shoot wolves from a helicopter?


    That would only increase the hotness.
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    Re: Bristol Palin - ambassador for abstinence

    Postby SwordMaster » 06 May 2009 13:44

    Freakzilla wrote:
    SwordMaster wrote:...but can she shoot wolves from a helicopter?


    That would only increase the hotness.


    exactly, plus you know that she has some churchbell nuts!
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    Re: Bristol Palin - ambassador for abstinence

    Postby Freakzilla » 06 May 2009 13:52

    SwordMaster wrote:
    Freakzilla wrote:
    SwordMaster wrote:...but can she shoot wolves from a helicopter?


    That would only increase the hotness.


    exactly, plus you know that she has some churchbell nuts!


    Yeah, she'd probably want to be on top all the time, huh?
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