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    global warming

    Postby purnima » 03 Jun 2010 00:33

    What percent does humans contribute to global warming as against planktons of the seas? Since it is accepted that the Earth is 75% Water then it means 25% is land. And if 25% is land, how much of 25% is occuppied by humans that affect global warming? And upon computation of such total, how does that compare to the planktons of the seas that contribute to global warming? Is it not true that humans are arrogant enouogh to declare that they can control what naturally happens to the Earth including the cycles of climate change?
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    Re: global warming

    Postby SandChigger » 03 Jun 2010 00:45

    :shock:

    What?!
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    Re: global warming

    Postby Omphalos » 03 Jun 2010 00:49

    An actual human setting up an account for a later spam attack?
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    Re: global warming

    Postby merkin muffley » 03 Jun 2010 01:03

    I want to hear what mrpsbrk thinks about this.
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    Re: global warming

    Postby merkin muffley » 03 Jun 2010 01:26

    General Jack D. Ripper wrote:Water, that's what I'm getting at, Mandrake, water. Water is the source of all life. Seven-tenths of this earth's surface is water. Why, do you realize that seventy percent of you is water? And as human beings, you and I need fresh, pure water to replenish our precious bodily fluids.
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    Re: global warming

    Postby lotek » 03 Jun 2010 04:48

    Spice is the worm's gonads.
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    Re: global warming

    Postby SandChigger » 03 Jun 2010 15:25

    There's an Indian restaurant here in town by that name I used to go to a lot. I was told it means "Full Moon". :)
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    Re: global warming

    Postby TheDukester » 03 Jun 2010 22:50

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    Re: global warming

    Postby merkin muffley » 03 Jun 2010 23:19

    Are those pancakes? :lol:

    I love this thread. We need more from purnima, though.

    Forget the planktons, purnima, what about the cow poops and farts? (I'll be so disappointed if this is spam).
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    Re: global warming

    Postby SandChigger » 03 Jun 2010 23:36

    Not to worry about the cow problem, I'm working on it!

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    Re: global warming

    Postby Hunchback Jack » 03 Jun 2010 23:38

    I haven't seen that pic without the caption before.

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    Re: global warming

    Postby TheDukester » 04 Jun 2010 13:23

    Neither had I until last night. It made me laugh that some rabbit-owner somewhere was bored enough to imitate it.
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    Re: global warming

    Postby merkin muffley » 04 Jun 2010 14:10

    I just now saw the picture with a caption: "I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a rabbit with a pancake on its head." Even though I'd never seen that before, that's exactly what I thought you were saying.
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    Re: global warming

    Postby A Little Galach » 08 Jun 2010 13:21

    I'm glad you edited your post, otherwise I wouldn't know what you were talking about.

    I think the median of the warming trend is adversely affected by the percentage of water plankton inhabit, plus or minus the gross baseline of whales swallowing biblical figures. In summary, 25%.
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    Re: global warming

    Postby lotek » 08 Jun 2010 14:41

    and I am glad the matter's been clarified, but what if rabbits use pancakes to store oxygen bubbles and start diving to feed on plancton until they reach whale size and start attacking ships?
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    Re: global warming

    Postby Eyes High » 08 Jun 2010 14:43

    lotek wrote:and I am glad the matter's been clarified, but what if rabbits use pancakes to store oxygen bubbles and start diving to feed on plancton until they reach whale size and start attacking ships?


    then SyFy would have a new movie of the week. :mrgreen:
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    Re: global warming

    Postby lotek » 08 Jun 2010 14:51

    come to think of it haven't they done that one already?
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    Re: global warming

    Postby Omphalos » 10 Jun 2010 17:07

    the post has been edited. kiss this guy goodbye.
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    Re: global warming

    Postby Freakzilla » 10 Jun 2010 17:28

    Omphalos wrote:the post has been edited. kiss this guy goodbye.


    Oh snap! What did I miss? :lol:
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    Re: global warming

    Postby Omphalos » 10 Jun 2010 19:06

    Freakzilla wrote:
    Omphalos wrote:the post has been edited. kiss this guy goodbye.


    Oh snap! What did I miss? :lol:


    He added a bunch of spammy URLs. Ive seen a lot of these guys lately. Now they are hiring actual Chinese people to join boards and make a single post. Then they return a week later and add a sig with a bunch of URLs. Its a new scam to increase referrals for higher placement in a Google search result.
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    Re: global warming

    Postby Freakzilla » 10 Jun 2010 19:09

    Omphalos wrote:
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    Omphalos wrote:the post has been edited. kiss this guy goodbye.


    Oh snap! What did I miss? :lol:


    He added a bunch of spammy URLs. Ive seen a lot of these guys lately. Now they are hiring actual Chinese people to join boards and make a single post. Then they return a week later and add a sig with a bunch of URLs. Its a new scam to increase referrals for higher placement in a Google search result.


    How do we hire the Chinese? :P
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    Re: global warming

    Postby SandChigger » 10 Jun 2010 19:29

    How many you need? Or is this more a case of... want? :?
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    Re: global warming

    Postby Freakzilla » 10 Jun 2010 19:30

    How many would it take to get us to number one?

    I'm just kidding, I don't have any money anyway. :cry:
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    Re: global warming

    Postby merkin muffley » 10 Jun 2010 22:32

    I would love that job.

    I thought he had an interesting point about the planktons of the seas.
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    Re: global warming

    Postby Omphalos » 10 Jun 2010 23:43

    Freakzilla wrote:How many would it take to get us to number one?

    I'm just kidding, I don't have any money anyway. :cry:


    Just give it time. :wink:
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