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    Is the New World Order up to something dastardly?

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    Is There a Conspiracy?

    Postby DuneFishUK » 23 Jul 2010 14:29

    A chap I'm working with atm has been giving me documentaries about the truth - including Zeitgeist and Fall of the Republic. Then I followed that up with Alex Jones' podcast today.

    I am now 100% convinced that the New World Order is conspiring to take all our money, mutate us with fluoride and send us into a godless dark age that they and they alone control...

    ...well... maybe not quite. :P

    But it can't all be bollocks though... can it? :shock:
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    Re: Is There a Conspiracy?

    Postby A Thing of Eternity » 23 Jul 2010 14:39

    I don't even know what this is about.
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    Re: Is There a Conspiracy?

    Postby lotek » 23 Jul 2010 14:52

    I've talked to so many guys that think they saw the light, and it's really funny to show them the siliness of those theories...
    Some of the facts are true, others are utter bollocks, they put half-truths half-bollocks in the middle and there you go, the Illuminati sponsors Al Quaida along with the Jewish Mafia and the little green men...

    Good stuff for the X files, but it's really the modern equivalent of religion for weak minds: it takes away the responsability of people's failures.
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    Re: Is There a Conspiracy?

    Postby DuneFishUK » 23 Jul 2010 14:57



    Open your eyes man!

    I don't even know where to start, my mind is so full of unsourced bullshit atm that some of the bullshit is stopping the rest of the bullshit coming out :P . Erm - the bankers/oligarchs/freemasons are creating a world government that they can control. This means concentration camps, forced immunisations (see: Swine-flu), chemicals in the food and water, flase-flag terrorist attacks to unite the sheep (see: 9/11), destroying the middle classes (see:the banking crisis - which they created) etc...


    I quite enjoyed listening to that Alex Jones chap (Live from the Resistance Command Centre, Austin Texas) - especially where he appears in the commercials for solar generators and soap. :)
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    Re: Is There a Conspiracy?

    Postby A Thing of Eternity » 23 Jul 2010 15:11

    So, flouride and flu-vaccines are supposed to be mind-control drugs or something? :lol:
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    Re: Is There a Conspiracy?

    Postby lotek » 23 Jul 2010 15:29

    don't forget the chem trails!
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    Re: Is There a Conspiracy?

    Postby DuneFishUK » 23 Jul 2010 15:33

    lotek wrote:don't forget the chem trails!

    Yes - he mentioned those, didn't know what they were. Just had to look them up: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemtrail_ ... acy_theory

    A Thing of Eternity wrote:So, flouride and flu-vaccines are supposed to be mind-control drugs or something? :lol:

    Yes.


    This is deadly serious :lol:
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    Re: Is There a Conspiracy?

    Postby Kojiro » 23 Jul 2010 15:52

    There's always conspiracies. Conspiracies are composed of multiple people plotting together. That's what the damn word means.

    And y'know, you can ridicule it all you want and talk about little grey men and shapeshifting reptilians, but the truth of the matter is... mankind frankly doesn't need the help to be evil.
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    Re: Is There a Conspiracy?

    Postby merkin muffley » 23 Jul 2010 15:53

    General Jack D. Ripper: Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk... ice cream. Ice cream, Mandrake, children's ice cream.
    Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Lord, Jack.
    General Jack D. Ripper: You know when fluoridation first began?
    Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: I... no, no. I don't, Jack.
    General Jack D. Ripper: Nineteen hundred and forty-six. Nineteen forty-six, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.
    Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Uh, Jack, Jack, listen, tell me, tell me, Jack. When did you first... become... well, develop this theory?
    General Jack D. Ripper: Well, I, uh... I... I... first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.
    Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.
    General Jack D. Ripper: Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.
    Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.
    General Jack D. Ripper: I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake.
    Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: No.
    General Jack D. Ripper: But I... I do deny them my essence.


    My grandpa was a 33rd degree Mason, and I asked him if they really were trying to make a Frankenstein's monster, and he said: "No."

    But that's exactly what he would say, isn't it? :shock:
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    Re: Is There a Conspiracy?

    Postby Kojiro » 23 Jul 2010 15:57

    The war ended in '45, for the record.
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    Re: Is There a Conspiracy?

    Postby merkin muffley » 23 Jul 2010 16:00

    Kojiro wrote:The war ended in '45, for the record.


    it's a post-war Commie conspiracy
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    Re: Is There a Conspiracy?

    Postby lotek » 23 Jul 2010 16:07

    Kojiro wrote:The war ended in '45, for the record.


    that's what they want you to believe :)

    I always liked conspiracy theories and the way they appear so believable sometimes(well mabe not the shapeshifting reptilians), with the ability to mix undeniable evidence with unrelated facts and utter nonsense in that logical twist that forces you to deny the undeniable to call out the utter nonsense... it has a name but I don't know it(or don't remember, which is the same really)

    75% of voters think we're all Sandchigger(s) :)

    I voted that too though, crap they got me!
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    Re: Is There a Conspiracy?

    Postby lotek » 23 Jul 2010 16:13

    Spiderman?

    Satanic handsignal!!!

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Re: Is There a Conspiracy?

    Postby A Thing of Eternity » 23 Jul 2010 16:26

    I love people that think the moon landing was fake, one of my favs for sure.
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    Re: Is There a Conspiracy?

    Postby merkin muffley » 23 Jul 2010 16:37

    Elvis obviously faked his death because what could be more glamorous than to shit yourself to death
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    Re: Is There a Conspiracy?

    Postby lotek » 23 Jul 2010 16:53

    A Thing of Eternity wrote:I love people that think the moon landing was fake, one of my favs for sure.


    have you heard of this?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Side_ ... mentary%29

    Mr Muffley if you haven't seen it already I suggest you take an interest in it, I believe something in there might be relevant to your interests ;)
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    Re: Is There a Conspiracy?

    Postby lotek » 23 Jul 2010 17:03


    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHBSMtNqn_c&feature=related[/youtube]
    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UhAohTstK0&feature=related[/youtube]


    And why does SK look lile Salman Rushdie?

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    Re: Is There a Conspiracy?

    Postby merkin muffley » 23 Jul 2010 18:04

    That's awesome! I have to hit the road, but I'm gonna watch that as soon as I get back. I once wrote a treatment for a class about the story of the filming of the fake moon landing, as if it was real, like a Dr. Strangelove-type thing. Thanks, Lotek! Never heard of that before.
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    Re: Is There a Conspiracy?

    Postby Robspierre » 23 Jul 2010 18:51

    I have a large stack of dvd's from a friend all about the Income TAx, 9-11, and other conspiracies. Anybody wants them, pm your addy and they are yours.

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    Re: Is There a Conspiracy?

    Postby Nekhrun » 23 Jul 2010 18:54

    Clearly anyone who thinks that he/she is not SandChigger is too susceptible to mind control: http://www.haarp.net/mindcontrol.htm
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    Re: Is There a Conspiracy?

    Postby SandChigger » 23 Jul 2010 19:51

    Look people... it's getting terribly crowded inside me head at the moment, and it's late and I've got things to do, so I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask all of you to leave.

    Now.

    I'm not joking. Get out.






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    Re: Is There a Conspiracy?

    Postby SandRider » 23 Jul 2010 20:16

    the government has a secret department that creates and disseminates these conspiracy theories
    to divert attention from their real agendas ... while you were emailing the facts that prove 9/11
    was an inside job, the State Department hammered out a deal with the Russians to slant-drill the
    oil out from under the North Pole ... (sorry, Canada; you lose (again)) ...
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    Re: Is There a Conspiracy?

    Postby merkin muffley » 24 Jul 2010 00:16

    So that's how Kubrick got those lenses for Barry Lyndon. :lol: Those are some of the same interview locations as the Kubrick documentary that came out after Eyes Wide Shut, in response to the stupid (but interesting) Frederic Raphael book "Eyes Wide Open." That's great, Lotek, thanks again.
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    Re: Is There a Conspiracy?

    Postby Omphalos » 24 Jul 2010 00:58

    merkin muffley wrote:So that's how Kubrick got those lenses for Barry Lyndon. :lol: Those are some of the same interview locations as the Kubrick documentary that came out after Eyes Wide Shut, in response to the stupid (but interesting) Frederic Raphael book "Eyes Wide Open." That's great, Lotek, thanks again.


    I love that tavern scene in Barry Lyndon. That's probably one of the most beautiful film moments ever made.
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    Re: Is There a Conspiracy?

    Postby lotek » 24 Jul 2010 05:20

    yup no worries Merkin :)

    I know it's a real good feeling to find stuff about your favourite subject when you thought you'd seen everything(and not be disappointed like what brought us all here)

    Iirc the first time I saw it I didn't know it was a fake, which made it even better as the story unfolded and I thought "Naaah that can't be true!!!"
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