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Re: First Republican Presidential Candidate for '12

Postby SandRider » 08 Feb 2012 10:45

also, then ... from the Washington Times :
Mr. Romney's campaign stressed that no actual delegates were awarded in Tuesday's voting. In the case of the Colorado and Minnesota caucuses, the delegates will be divvied up at upcoming conventions based loosely on Tuesday's results, while in Missouri the nonbinding primary will be followed by caucuses and conventions that will actually determine the presidential vote tally.


again stressing my point that most primaries & caucuses don't mean shit ...
(unless your candidate won them ...)

y'all startin' to see how this shit really works ?
pay a little attention today & tomorrow on how the Missouri race is presented ... hyped-up & dramatic ...
Big Win for Ass-Juice, Results Jolt GOP, &etc.

Ass-Juice won a "nonbinding" primary (with lowest voter turn-out EVER), while Romney just consulted his
Quicken and threw the indicated amount of money @ the race, and Newt didn't even bother to organize the
petition drive to get on the ballot ...
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Re: First Republican Presidential Candidate for '12

Postby SandRider » 08 Feb 2012 10:57

I never got around to finishing that bottle of Beam last night,
so I'm havin't in m'coffee raht now ...
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Re: First Republican Presidential Candidate for '12

Postby Freakzilla » 08 Feb 2012 10:59

The Georgia primary is a little less than a month away, 76 delegates.

Say, that reminds me, I need to change the address on my voter registration... done!

The internet is wonderful.

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Re: First Republican Presidential Candidate for '12

Postby SandRider » 08 Feb 2012 11:01

which reminds me of a time some 25-odd years ago, drinking bourbonated coffee at the counter
of Doe's Eat Place in Little Rock with my buddy Jimmy Carville ... he said "When ya see yer opponent drowning,
throw the sumbitch an anvil."
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Re: First Republican Presidential Candidate for '12

Postby SandRider » 08 Feb 2012 11:05

Jimmy also said: "Drag a Hunnert-dollah bill thru a trailer park, & ain't no tellin' whut you'll find."
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Re: First Republican Presidential Candidate for '12

Postby Freakzilla » 08 Feb 2012 11:10

He seems like he'd be a fun guy to drink with.
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Re: First Republican Presidential Candidate for '12

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James Carville is the only man I've ever known who could drink as much as me
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Re: First Republican Presidential Candidate for '12

Postby SandRider » 08 Feb 2012 11:27

I was taking him out on Lake Dardenelle in a little bass boat one time ... he showed up @the dock
with 2 cases of Budweiser, a big bottle of Southern Comfort, & a quarter-ounce of Ozark Skunk Weed ...

"Sheeit, you done said we's goin' fishin', yeah ?"


Hunter S. Thompson was a total pussy next to that guy ....
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Re: First Republican Presidential Candidate for '12

Postby Freakzilla » 08 Feb 2012 17:40

Mitt's already here.
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Re: First Republican Presidential Candidate for '12

Postby JustSomeGuy » 08 Feb 2012 18:41

SandRider wrote:he showed up @the dock
with 2 cases of Budweiser, a big bottle of Southern Comfort, & a quarter-ounce of Ozark Skunk Weed ...


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Re: First Republican Presidential Candidate for '12

Postby Nebiros » 13 Mar 2012 06:18

The Political Compass will tell you how little choice there is in the 2012 presidential election.

Here is my initial reaction when I learned of the findings of the Political Compass:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFO_WkNczCg

After I finished processing and gathering my thoughts, I calmed down and discussed my conclusions in another video. But I know many people on the Internet love a good rant so I posted it.

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Re: First Republican Presidential Candidate for '12

Postby Nekhrun » 13 Mar 2012 10:02

Nebiros wrote:After I finished processing and gathering my thoughts, I calmed down and discussed my conclusions in another video. But I know many people on the Internet love a good rant so I posted it.

Shit, you're right, I'm surprised you used the word Fucked. Seems so out of character for you. You must really be mad. No doubt you'll tell us that you really didn't use the word because you eliminated a few letters. How pious of you to make us think of the word and remove yourself from the guilt of actually using it yourself. That's what's fucked.

Anyway, you're an internet star. I saw that one of your videos actually had 14 views. Nice.

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Re: First Republican Presidential Candidate for '12

Postby Sandwurm88 » 14 Mar 2012 15:09

Hey, Nebiros, you got a problem with America?

Well so did Hitler, bitch. And Osama.

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Re: First Republican Presidential Candidate for '12

Postby Freakzilla » 14 Mar 2012 15:46

If America had orangutans it would be perfect.
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Re: First Republican Presidential Candidate for '12

Postby Omphalos » 14 Mar 2012 17:24

Freakzilla wrote:If America had orangutans it would be perfect.


Oh, we have orangutans, Freak. We use them to test cosmetics and radiation poisoning.

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Re: First Republican Presidential Candidate for '12

Postby Freakzilla » 14 Mar 2012 19:04

Omphalos wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:If America had orangutans it would be perfect.


Oh, we have orangutans, Freak. We use them to test cosmetics and radiation poisoning.


FREE Orangutans!
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Re: First Republican Presidential Candidate for '12

Postby Freakzilla » 16 Mar 2012 15:04

Rick Santorum wants to ban hard-core pornography: http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/rick ... 33811.html

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Re: First Republican Presidential Candidate for '12

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Freakzilla wrote:Rick Santorum wants to ban hard-core pornography

It won't happen as long as I have an internet connection.
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Re: First Republican Presidential Candidate for '12

Postby Jodorowsky's Acolyte » 17 Mar 2012 01:38

Freakzilla wrote:Rick Santorum wants to ban hard-core pornography: http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/rick ... 33811.html

DEATH TO TYRANTS!


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Re: First Republican Presidential Candidate for '12

Postby Nebiros » 23 Mar 2012 07:32

Anyway, you're an internet star. I saw that one of your videos actually had 14 views. Nice.


The two videos with the highest views have 77 and 104. I can safely say that a hamlet worth of people have seen those videos.

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Re: First Republican Presidential Candidate for '12

Postby Nekhrun » 23 Mar 2012 14:41

Nebiros wrote:
Anyway, you're an internet star. I saw that one of your videos actually had 14 views. Nice.


The two videos with the highest views have 77 and 104. I can safely say that a hamlet worth of people have seen those videos.

Not really. All of my multiple views count. All you can say with any certainty is that the people here who have admitted to it have clicked on them.
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Re: First Republican Presidential Candidate for '12

Postby DuneFishUK » 23 Mar 2012 16:00

Nebiros wrote:
Anyway, you're an internet star. I saw that one of your videos actually had 14 views. Nice.


The two videos with the highest views have 77 and 104. I can safely say that a hamlet worth of people have seen those videos.

I'd say that's more than a hamlet - easily getting on for a full ham.

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Re: First Republican Presidential Candidate for '12

Postby Freakzilla » 23 Mar 2012 16:43

DuneFishUK wrote:
Nebiros wrote:
Anyway, you're an internet star. I saw that one of your videos actually had 14 views. Nice.


The two videos with the highest views have 77 and 104. I can safely say that a hamlet worth of people have seen those videos.

I'd say that's more than a hamlet - easily getting on for a full ham.


We can eat that on Good Friday. :drool:
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Re: First Republican Presidential Candidate for '12

Postby Nebiros » 26 May 2012 08:21

I'm not supporting either candidate for President this time. For me it does not matter who wins. Yes Romney is worse and Obama has done a handful of good things during his first term. But he has continued most Bush era policies and does not make his case hard enough and point out what the Republicans really are; opportunists, out of touch, obstructionists and extremists. As for serving only the rich, both sides are guilty.

There is only one tiny grain of satisfaction I will get from an Obama win; after all the terrible things Republicans and conservatives have been saying about him (things like 'If he is reelected, this will be the generation that lost America'), I'd love to see the looks on their ugly faces if he wins and if they will retract what they said or deny ever saying them. And Bachmanns 'one term president' mantra would then make her look really foolish.

If Obama does not win, there will be no dissapointment for me. US politics does not matter anymore and I really wish all international media would just shut up about it because I really don't care. I still love politics, just not American politics.


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