Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

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Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

Postby lotek » 17 Feb 2012 09:20

SandChigger wrote:What would happen if KJA let one of those self-checkout machines scan his head?


what would happen to the head or what would happen to the machine ?
Spice is the worm's gonads.

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Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

Postby SandChigger » 18 Feb 2012 14:56

:doh:

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Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

Postby lotek » 19 Feb 2012 10:10

Scan
machine fails
it spurts

nonsense
giant robots
rape a dream.
Spice is the worm's gonads.

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Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

Postby SandChigger » 20 Feb 2012 11:01

Combover barcode
Scans zero dollars, no sense...
Hack value revealed.
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Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

Postby Shepherd492 » 04 Mar 2012 00:15

Not sure what this is...

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Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

Postby D Pope » 21 Jul 2015 22:10

Never gets better,
the betrayal of Dunes trust.
The pain remains fresh.
Leto II is gone for good, except for OM. The "pearl" was just that; a miniscule portion of what Leto was, and not a compressed version of the whole. The pearl that the worms have do not make them Leto, or in any way similar to him.
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Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

Postby inhuien » 01 Aug 2015 09:09

This threads got me wishing Dr Seuss did a version of Dune.

1 worm, 2 worms,
Red worm,
Blue worm.

Edit to add: The Worm in the Hat. :)
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Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

Postby D Pope » 01 Aug 2015 12:19

inhuien wrote:This threads got me wishing Dr Seuss did a version of Dune.

1 worm, 2 worms,
Red worm,
Blue worm.

Edit to add: The Worm in the Hat. :)

Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not like them here or there.
I would not like them anywhere.
I would not their prequel sham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
Leto II is gone for good, except for OM. The "pearl" was just that; a miniscule portion of what Leto was, and not a compressed version of the whole. The pearl that the worms have do not make them Leto, or in any way similar to him.
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