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    Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

    Postby lotek » 17 Feb 2012 09:20

    SandChigger wrote:What would happen if KJA let one of those self-checkout machines scan his head?


    what would happen to the head or what would happen to the machine ?
    Spice is the worm's gonads.
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    Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

    Postby SandChigger » 18 Feb 2012 14:56

    :doh:
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    Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

    Postby lotek » 19 Feb 2012 10:10

    Scan
    machine fails
    it spurts

    nonsense
    giant robots
    rape a dream.
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    Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

    Postby SandChigger » 20 Feb 2012 11:01

    Combover barcode
    Scans zero dollars, no sense...
    Hack value revealed.
    ;)
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    Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

    Postby Shepherd492 » 04 Mar 2012 00:15

    Not sure what this is...

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    Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

    Postby D Pope » 21 Jul 2015 22:10

    Never gets better,
    the betrayal of Dunes trust.
    The pain remains fresh.
    Leto II is gone for good, except for OM. The "pearl" was just that; a miniscule portion of what Leto was, and not a compressed version of the whole. The pearl that the worms have do not make them Leto, or in any way similar to him.
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    Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

    Postby inhuien » 01 Aug 2015 09:09

    This threads got me wishing Dr Seuss did a version of Dune.

    1 worm, 2 worms,
    Red worm,
    Blue worm.

    Edit to add: The Worm in the Hat. :)
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    Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

    Postby D Pope » 01 Aug 2015 12:19

    inhuien wrote:This threads got me wishing Dr Seuss did a version of Dune.

    1 worm, 2 worms,
    Red worm,
    Blue worm.

    Edit to add: The Worm in the Hat. :)

    Not in a box.
    Not with a fox.
    Not in a house.
    Not with a mouse.
    I would not like them here or there.
    I would not like them anywhere.
    I would not their prequel sham.
    I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
    Leto II is gone for good, except for OM. The "pearl" was just that; a miniscule portion of what Leto was, and not a compressed version of the whole. The pearl that the worms have do not make them Leto, or in any way similar to him.
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