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Million Dollar Professionalism for the Writer, by Hack

Postby Omphalos » 30 Sep 2015 18:20

http://www.baenebooks.com/p-2593-millio ... riter.aspx

Check out Kevin's book of advice for writers. There are sample chapters which include such inspired advice as "brush your teeth," and "let your wife dress you."

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Re: Million Dollar Professionalism for the Writer, by Hack

Postby Serkanner » 01 Oct 2015 12:11

Another Captain Obvious pile of shit.
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Re: Million Dollar Professionalism for the Writer, by Hack

Postby inhuien » 02 Oct 2015 03:13

Omphalos wrote:http://www.baenebooks.com/p-2593-million-dollar-professionalism-for-the-writer.aspx

Check out Kevin's book of advice for writers. There are sample chapters which include such inspired advice as "brush your teeth," and "let your wife dress you."

So she's to blame for the Jacket!
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Re: Million Dollar Professionalism for the Writer, by Hack

Postby Freakzilla » 02 Oct 2015 07:50

I guess if you're not married you're fucked as a writer. :roll:
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Re: Million Dollar Professionalism for the Writer, by Hack

Postby Omphalos » 05 Oct 2015 14:00

Why does everything that guy puts out read like some sort of contractual obligation?

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Re: Million Dollar Professionalism for the Writer, by Hack

Postby Robspierre » 05 Oct 2015 23:21

Freakzilla wrote:I guess if you're not married you're fucked as a writer. :roll:


I could try and make an open marriage Heinlein joke here, but the hack isn't worth it...

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Re: Million Dollar Professionalism for the Writer, by Hack

Postby Omphalos » 02 Jun 2016 14:00

Kinda reminds me of what I have been hearing lately about Trump University.

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Re: Million Dollar Professionalism for the Writer, by Hack

Postby xcalibur » 02 Jun 2016 21:20

Omphalos wrote:Why does everything that guy puts out read like some sort of contractual obligation?


I'm assuming this is a rhetorical question. churning out pot-boilers is what they do. and by they, I mean the Kevins of the world.
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Re: Million Dollar Professionalism for the Writer, by Hack

Postby lotek » 07 Jun 2016 04:46

This is a work of fiction. All the characters and events portrayed in this book are fictional, and any resemblance to real people or incidents is purely coincidental.


hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Couldn't read more than a couple of lines, that guy's really full of himself and twinkies.
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