Similies for New Dune

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Similies for New Dune

Postby Nekhrun » 10 Jun 2008 14:57

Have at it.

Reading New Dune is like having sex without an orgasm.

Wait, I guess it's not that good.

Reading New Dune is like punching yourself in the genitals after you just got kicked in the genitals.

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Postby Mr. Teg » 10 Jun 2008 15:30

Reading the new New Dune is like...wait a's not Dune!
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Postby Phaedrus » 10 Jun 2008 15:31

New Dune is like Star Wars.

Wait, that shouldn't be a simile.
You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.

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Postby Illogical Banana » 24 Jun 2008 22:46

Reading new Dune is like being a Tleilaxu out amongst the powindah, you always have to be cleansed afterwards.
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Postby trang » 25 Jun 2008 07:32

Reading new dune is like sliding bareass down a waterslide with no water!! followed by punching your self in the junk after being kicked in the junk for saying the lady at the top of the slide had a nice rack!

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